[Poll] Men: Have you ever been "caught"

[Shetland 5]

Yeah, my mum caught me once, she just turned around and walked out. then made a joke about it when i came downstairs later.

[afuchi 9]

Once when i was shaking hands with the pope, my sister stepped into my room without knocking. Luckily i was behind the corner in that moment and she didn't notice nothing unusual. Im damn quick :D

And couple of times me and my girlfriend were caught having sex. Usualy her parents :p They were'nt happy at all.

[Des 3]

kinda sorta once..... it was my mothers friend, I was in a room and he walked by outside the window and sorta confronted me about it.. not too sure if he knew though :wacko:

[Antaris 83]

:rofl: :p

Yep! that answers my question :D

There is a line in one of Ricky Gervais stand up shows about a mum who walks in on her son:

"Oh look, there's my first born. Whacking off like a little monkey. I'll just put these cookies at the side of his bed so he know's I've been in."

[Hani 185]

never. i always lock the door.

[GuJu 6]

a guy at my school was caught by his sister and he was watching MASH

we make fun of it all the time

and another guy got caught with a sock.

[PL_ 19]

Anyone who says no is lying :p

[Glassed Silver 940]

[...]

and another guy got caught with a sock.

American Pie comes to mind...

and no, i never have been caught... :p

anyone who says he doesn't believe me is too dumb to imagine ways to prevent that... too bad for you, just don't try to pull me into your stupidity-level :D

Glassed Silver:mac

[Matrix XII 38]

No.. I .. haven't.. :unsure:

[Laura 147]

I can't imagine how you'd get caught, am I the only person whose ears magically become 100 times more sensitive when I'm in danger of being caught doing something wrong/embarrassing?

Why is this poll limited to men... isn't this a bit unfair for the females on neowin :p

(i've heard they exist)

Obviously girls don't do that sort of thing :whistle: or maybe he's only interested in male masturbation? :p

[+Seetheworldsecond 31]

Never! ^_^

[Izlude 105]

Only once, when I was 7. Yeah... my sis opened the door and saw all my clothing on the floor. i coulda just said i was showering, but i quickly slammed the door (nothing was seen) so stupid... If I had a wife and she caught me, it'd probably turn into something else if you catch my drift nnnngaaa nga ngaaa nnnngaaa nnnga.... nnnga....... what?

[Pretend 1]

I was about 5 and playing with a girl. More "Oooh, what's that" than anything sexual. Teachers caught us.

Lmao, same, and she still tells everyone like 10 years later :(

[Lex224 0]

Once and not so long ago. Nobody was home then suddenly my dad comes in my room dead quiet. Was my fault as I left the door open but I thought I would hear him come. Was a few days after last Xmas haha.

I'm still embarassed to think he saw me...:(