Massiveterra Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Seriously hilarious "This game has no point" http://kotaku.com/5050667/soulja-boy-provi...oughts-on-braid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpu killer Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 ...wow. Words fail me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39 Thieves Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I am now dumber having watched that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green_Eye Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I feel the urge to stab something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»X« Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Drivel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lant Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Trying to understand what on earth he is going on about has made my head hurt more than the biology coursework I'm doing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy_Hippo Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 He seems to be a bit of a silly person :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magik Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I'm waiting for a price drop myself. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massiveterra Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 For those of you that don't know Soulja Boy, he is an artist who got popular from a song he created on Fruity Loops and uploaded on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg Ice-T went on to claim that Soulja Boy single handedly killed hip-hop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7FhIUuo6tE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunknMunky Veteran Posted September 17, 2008 Veteran Share Posted September 17, 2008 Hip hop died long before Soulja came on the scene lol, well that's my opinion anyway. hip hop ftl (N) Couldn't care less what he thinks of Braid for that matter either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magik Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 (Yoooouuuu!)Soulja boy I tell 'em Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy (Yoooouuuu!) You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right (Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!) [Chorus: x2] Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe Watch me Crank It Watch me Roll Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat Hoe Now, Watch me You... (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now, Watch me You... (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now, Watch me You... (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now, Watch me You... (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) [Verse 1:] Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock? Super Man Dat Hoe Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop? Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock Jocking On Them Haterz Man When I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance (Now You) I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass And If We Get The Fightin Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch You Catch Me At Yo Local Party Yes I Crank It Everyday Haterz Get Mad Cause "I Got Me some Bathing Apes" [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] I'm bouncin' on my toe Watch me super soak dat oh I'ma pass it to Arab And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho' Haterz wanna be me Soulja Boy, I'm the man They be lookin' at my neck Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man Watch me do it, watch me do it Dance, dance Let get to it, let get to it Nope, you can't do it like me Doe, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me Man that damn was ugly [Chorus x2] I'm To Clean Off In This Hoe Watch Me Crank And Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt Then Super soak That Hoe, Super Soak That Hoe [x9] I'm to Fresh Off In This Bitch Watch Me Show Now Watch Me Gig Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work And Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman that Bitch (Awwwwwww) (You) [Chorus x2] Pathetic. :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00000 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 *collects puzzle piece* Like I was sayin there aint even any point to it Edit: for those of you who don't follow Shawn Elliot's twitter he also posted this souljaboy "review" of the drive through convenience store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunknMunky Veteran Posted September 17, 2008 Veteran Share Posted September 17, 2008 Man he would have a field day with PoP: SOT. What a noob :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad. Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Lol, I spy Halo 3 in the background. I really want to assassinate then tea-bag him :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39 Thieves Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Ice-T (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massiveterra Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 "It's like Mario in a business suit and he dyed his hair red" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green_Eye Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 "Soulja Boy" poster boy for Durex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cormier6083 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Hey it's ya boy Soulja Boy tellem.They got dis game, right? For people who smoke or people who drank, like if you drank beer and get drunk, or smoke weed and get high. And it's like anything, like if you just be gettin fuzzed up. And they got this game, right? I don't know, this shizz called Braid! Aww nah! Watch this shizz! It's about dis lil guy in a suit, walking around. There ain't no point to the game, you just be walkin around jumpin on shizz. He look liek Mario in da future. It's Mario in a business suit, w/ his hair died orange and a tie on. And he just walkin around jumpin on ****. Whats the funny part about it is you can do this watch this. Hauhauhau! What you do, how you do dat? If you didn't catch that, we just went back in time. Through the whole game, he just be going back in time. Now watch this shizz. Now you about to die, he be like OH SHIZZ I'm bout to die. Ohhhohohohohohh! Kwehaha! Ahhh! And then the [Censored by the NAACP] just come back. Watch this shizz. WOOOP! AWWW! So, I'm sayin like, he be going right here right, to da fire, and he AWWW! I physched yo azz out, bizitch! Watch this shiz... OH! OH! OH! OH! Watch this shiz.Gotcha, bizitch. Look at dis shiz. Nah! Woop! You saw how far I landed this shiz? What make it so funny about it, he don't ever run out of going back in thyme potion. Dere ain't no point to da game. Dis stoopid az hell. Aight, man, I'm a holla at ya'll. Gurahgurgleah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00000 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 You guys are just all upset because you thought he was going to fall to his death but he psyched you out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixilEyes Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 You guys are just all upset because you thought he was going to fall to his death but he psyched you out :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerLG Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 That's almost as good as a Yahtzee review! :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killmaster84 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Do I ever regain the lost IQ, or do I need to some how get a 'back in thyme potion' so I never watched the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remysaus Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'm more ****ed off at the fact he's got plenty of money to buy all that stuff that's in that room than the actual "review" >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELTETHISACCOUNT Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 He only posted the video because YouTube pays him based on his views. Shows how desperate an overrated 18-year old teenager can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houlty Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 He only posted the video because YouTube pays him based on his views.Shows how desperate an overrated 18-year old teenager can be. why desperate, he's making money from it while he can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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