Girlfriend 1.0


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Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2.2 and Playboy 6.1.

Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip.

These latter products have no helpfiles and require you to try and guess the problem yourself. Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2002, but there could be problems...if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2002 it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Think before you upgrade. >

:)) :DD :laugh:: :pp :cool:: :woot:: :rofl::

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Fancy British version.

I seen this joke long long long time ago. (over 10yrs)

At that time I was still working on Girlfriend 1.0,

A few years later I upgraded to Wife 1.0 and then there was Mistress 2000 plus, while wife 1.0 was uninstalling itself .

I'm currently testing a beta version of Bachelor 2.0

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heheh pld ed mate, what about boyfriend 1.1 you have hidden under you bed?

hey

thats between you, me, my irc bot, the 40 or so people you have told on irc and the bed sheets ;)

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  • 2 months later...

eh why not...1.0 when fine... so did 1.2 hell i stuggle to install even the simplist girlfriend 1.3... keeps crashing on the install. then you get the femalefriendspyware1.0 and femalefriendspyware1.1 which always sets you up to install things you dont want.

so i decided to use selabacy2.0 and bachelor1.1 untill they develope a new girlfriend1.4 thats more stable

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