SMeK Veteran Posted April 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted April 2, 2003 Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2.2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all my hardware. Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products have no helpfiles and require you to try and guess the problem yourself. Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2002, but there could be problems...if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2002 it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself. Think before you upgrade. > :)) :DD :laugh:: :pp :cool:: :woot:: :rofl:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 lOLLOLOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boss Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 HAHAHA! :D So funny but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremyWeisser Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 :laugh: :woot: lol :blink: OMFG that was funny!!!11!!!!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger H. Veteran Posted April 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted April 2, 2003 lol..... !! goood one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Fancy British version. I seen this joke long long long time ago. (over 10yrs) At that time I was still working on Girlfriend 1.0, A few years later I upgraded to Wife 1.0 and then there was Mistress 2000 plus, while wife 1.0 was uninstalling itself . I'm currently testing a beta version of Bachelor 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 HAHAHA!!! :laugh: :blush: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattgduk Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 old one but still a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 ROFL! :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcnelson Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 I see no one has mentioned 'onanist 1.0'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLegendOfMart Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 heheh pld ed mate, what about boyfriend 1.1 you have hidden under you bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted April 2, 2003 Author Veteran Share Posted April 2, 2003 heheh pld ed mate, what about boyfriend 1.1 you have hidden under you bed? hey thats between you, me, my irc bot, the 40 or so people you have told on irc and the bed sheets ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomwarren Veteran Posted April 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted April 2, 2003 Lmao thats a good change to a classic joke ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clone5k Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeR Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 had to bump this one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 had to bump this one :D why? especially when one just like it was made a day or so ago? You goober. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gweedo Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 LOL! I love that joke. Too bad Girlfriend 1.0 can't be pirated from anywhere, otherwise I'd have had it by now. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Hmm, where'd you download this now? :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 3, 2003 That's classic! So funny too! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted June 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 3, 2003 eh why not...1.0 when fine... so did 1.2 hell i stuggle to install even the simplist girlfriend 1.3... keeps crashing on the install. then you get the femalefriendspyware1.0 and femalefriendspyware1.1 which always sets you up to install things you dont want. so i decided to use selabacy2.0 and bachelor1.1 untill they develope a new girlfriend1.4 thats more stable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farquaon Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Yeah it is a good joke! Encore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 HAHAHA!! NICE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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