[Review] Out Of Africa DVD


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I was given this DVD by a guy I know- who now I hate. If you've been given this DVD the best thing you can do is use the DVD as a cup coaster.

Acting was terrible, comparable to Teenage Kicks, except worse. The single five second music loop was about as satisfying as the noises made by my rectum after a ten year visit to prison.

After ten minutes of agonising drivel I started fantasising about myself and how much pain I could inflict upon the guy who gave me the DVD with a blunt pencil.

In conclusion:

I would rather:

Eat:

my own eyeballs

prawn cocktail crisps

uncooked fish intestines

I would rather dangle my man hood into a mouth of an alligator who has been starved for 6 months.

All in all, A good buy, value for money.

Edited by Chesney
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