jjk02003 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 ok i did the topic title like that just to be annoying :D ok here is a list of annoying things you can do (i have made it overtime with A LOT of other people adding to the list) 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills 2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it 4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two 5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April 6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons 7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall. 8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines 9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom 10. Chew other people's pencils 11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 12. Wear large hats during the movies 13. Touch strangers 14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus 15. Bite your dentist's finger 16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads 19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems 20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa 21. Tell people they have bad breath 22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 23. Flirt with a friend's spouse 24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team 25. Shake with your left hand 26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone. 27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". 28. Drum on every available surface. 29. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 31. Honk and wave to strangers. 32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. 33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. 35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 36. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 42. **** on the toilet paper. 43. Cry a lot in the supermarket. 44. Whenever someone talks, make a loud noise and it ****es them off alot 45. Listen to your headphones in public, and sing out loud obnoxiously. Dance, for extra obnoxiousness. 46. Go up to cops and ask to play with their sirens. 47. When you go shopping fill some karts up and leave them in random places 48. Walk extremely slow in a wall (need more people) in a hallway or something 49. Never look a person when talking to them 50. Start humping random objects while someone is talking to you 51. When you want a conversation to end, put your hands on your ears and yell really loud 52. Run around the zoo screaming "they're loose" 53. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with it. 54. Get a universal remote and turn other peoples TVs on and off. 55. Stand in line at an ATM, and when the person in front of you leaves step up really quick and say "YES!!! Free money!" Then quickly pocket the "free money" so when the person comes back say "What? Nothing! You had your turn!" 56. Have a picnic in the patio furniture section of a major department store until they either ask you nicely to leave or until you hear "Security check, section H" over the intercom 57. Lie down get undercovers and go to sleep in one of those beds that are in the stores 58. If you're behind a car when the light turns green, honk your horn until you start to move. 59. Get lost in thought while staring at someone's face 60. Say LOL to everything someone says, even when not on a computer. Even when their news is really sad 61. When your in a crowded bathroom, on the way out calmly flip out the light switch and exit. 62. Say "In accordance with the prophecy." after everything. 63. Skip instead of walking. 64. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme. 65. When the money comes out of the A.T.M., scream "I won, I won, third time this week". 66. Tell your children over dinner " due to the economy we're going to have to let you go". 67. Call a friend over and over just to "say hi". 68. Block and unblock people over and over in instant message servers. Make sure you do this pretty quickly. 69. (do this at a store) Stick a roll of toilet paper in your pants. If caught, say you forgot to wipe. 70. When talking to someone, imitate the Verison Wireless guy and keep saying every few moments: "Can you hear me now?" Feel free to add more.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason the Eighty Eighth Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 this should be in the Jokes thread :p 29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.will do67. Call a friend over and over just to "say hi". oh yeah. :yes: i'm going to print this out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjk02003 Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 o, sorry i should have made this in the Jokes thread.. opps ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted May 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 5, 2003 Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff ;) Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Radish is a king among men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted May 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 6, 2003 Radish is a king among men. What made you post that? :| .... Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted May 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 6, 2003 Good one too! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdiaz2day Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 lol... i think he is just complimenting your mod skillz. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Radish is a king among men. He sure is :yes: :shifty: jjk02003 some of them are very good :laugh: Thanks m0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted May 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 6, 2003 lol... i think he is just complimenting your mod skillz. :D Oh :blush: .... Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 O:blush:h: ....Radish. Since you have been a mod Radish? you have changed Neowin for the bet:yes:yes: you have helped so much in keeping everything running g:Dd :D I think everyone here at neowin apprieciates what you do and I hope you keep it up Well done! m0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homie Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 29. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Oh I love that one, I do it all the time, its funny when you offer to staple and turn in something for someone to the teacher, when the teacher is grading the papers, he/she will rip it in half :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 funny stuff... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeza Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 damn right it's annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Your list is not funny or interesting, in fact half of it is illegal or just stupid. Here is your bunny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 in fact half of it is illegal or just stupid. thats what makes it funny :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 The bunny isnt funny. Anymore. (said with a kind of rythm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomis_nehc Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 lol. wtf? this is hella funny, lol! due to the economy... we'll have to let you go... OMG... lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 66. Tell your children over dinner " due to the economy we're going to have to let you go". 69. (do this at a store) Stick a roll of toilet paper in your pants. If caught, say you forgot to wipe. LOL :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted May 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 6, 2003 that list may help me out in several occasions... punish some people hahaha /Raptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 65. When the money comes out of the A.T.M., scream "I won, I won, third time this week". HEH, LOL :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 1.funny 2.bunny overuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjk02003 Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 can't you guys think of some more to add to the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLordSouron Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 13. Touch strangers hahahahahaha :D well i'm 16 the annoying age i can be so annoying that u would kill me :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdowmaker Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 71. Run through wall mart and set all the alarm clocks ot go off in excatly 15 min. THen sit down in the asile and when they come to turn them off yell "WHY THE %*$* DID YOU TUE THE MUSIC OFF!". 72. When in a supermarket and you hear the inter com (in a group of people or even just in the door way) drop on your knees and begin screaming "THE VOICES THE VOICES!!!! MAKE THEM STOP MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!" Neither are annoying. BUt both are fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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