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ok i did the topic title like that just to be annoying :D

ok here is a list of annoying things you can do (i have made it overtime with A LOT of other people adding to the list)

1. Pay tolls with $100 bills

2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot

3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it

4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two

5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April

6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons

7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.

8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines

9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom

10. Chew other people's pencils

11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

12. Wear large hats during the movies

13. Touch strangers

14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus

15. Bite your dentist's finger

16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads

19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems

20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa

21. Tell people they have bad breath

22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

23. Flirt with a friend's spouse

24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team

25. Shake with your left hand

26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.

27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

28. Drum on every available surface.

29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

31. Honk and wave to strangers.

32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

42. **** on the toilet paper.

43. Cry a lot in the supermarket.

44. Whenever someone talks, make a loud noise and it ****es them off alot

45. Listen to your headphones in public, and sing out loud obnoxiously. Dance, for extra obnoxiousness.

46. Go up to cops and ask to play with their sirens.

47. When you go shopping fill some karts up and leave them in random places

48. Walk extremely slow in a wall (need more people) in a hallway or something

49. Never look a person when talking to them

50. Start humping random objects while someone is talking to you

51. When you want a conversation to end, put your hands on your ears and yell really loud

52. Run around the zoo screaming "they're loose"

53. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with it.

54. Get a universal remote and turn other peoples TVs on and off.

55. Stand in line at an ATM, and when the person in front of you leaves step up really quick and say "YES!!! Free money!" Then quickly pocket the "free money" so when the person comes back say "What? Nothing! You had your turn!"

56. Have a picnic in the patio furniture section of a major department store until they either ask you nicely to leave or until you hear "Security check, section H" over the intercom

57. Lie down get undercovers and go to sleep in one of those beds that are in the stores

58. If you're behind a car when the light turns green, honk your horn until you start to move.

59. Get lost in thought while staring at someone's face

60. Say LOL to everything someone says, even when not on a computer. Even when their news is really sad

61. When your in a crowded bathroom, on the way out calmly flip out the light switch and exit.

62. Say "In accordance with the prophecy." after everything.

63. Skip instead of walking.

64. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme.

65. When the money comes out of the A.T.M., scream "I won, I won, third time this week".

66. Tell your children over dinner " due to the economy we're going to have to let you go".

67. Call a friend over and over just to "say hi".

68. Block and unblock people over and over in instant message servers. Make sure you do this pretty quickly.

69. (do this at a store) Stick a roll of toilet paper in your pants. If caught, say you forgot to wipe.

70. When talking to someone, imitate the Verison Wireless guy and keep saying every few moments: "Can you hear me now?"

Feel free to add more..

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this should be in the Jokes thread :p

29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
will do
67. Call a friend over and over just to "say hi".

oh yeah. :yes:

i'm going to print this out.

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Radish is a king among men.

What made you post that? :| ....

Radish.

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lol... i think he is just complimenting your mod skillz. :D

Oh :blush: ....

Radish.

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O:blush:h: ....

Radish.

Since you have been a mod Radish? you have changed Neowin for the bet:yes:yes:

you have helped so much in keeping everything running g:Dd :D

I think everyone here at neowin apprieciates what you do and I hope you keep it up

Well done!

m0.

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29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Oh I love that one, I do it all the time, its funny when you offer to staple and turn in something for someone to the teacher, when the teacher is grading the papers, he/she will rip it in half :)

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66. Tell your children over dinner " due to the economy we're going to have to let you go".

69. (do this at a store) Stick a roll of toilet paper in your pants. If caught, say you forgot to wipe.

LOL :laugh: :laugh:

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65. When the money comes out of the A.T.M., scream "I won, I won, third time this week".

HEH, LOL :D :D

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13. Touch strangers hahahahahaha :D

well i'm 16 the annoying age

i can be so annoying that u would kill me :p

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71. Run through wall mart and set all the alarm clocks ot go off in excatly 15 min. THen sit down in the asile and when they come to turn them off yell "WHY THE %*$* DID YOU TUE THE MUSIC OFF!".

72. When in a supermarket and you hear the inter com (in a group of people or even just in the door way) drop on your knees and begin screaming "THE VOICES THE VOICES!!!! MAKE THEM STOP MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!"

Neither are annoying. BUt both are fun.

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