mrk Reviews Posted May 28, 2003 Reviews Share Posted May 28, 2003 Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." the robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.dan Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 hmm... that's uhhh.. yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 heh... it'd only be fnny if it were true :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suddenly_Dead Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 You have left me speechless in the worst way :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Oh...my...gawd. :blink: Thats just...disturbing...ahh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianpsycho Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 :x :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 :x :x :x I second that! :x :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdc Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 third that :x :x :x oh please let this be fake :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vespaman Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 hahaha....they must got stomachache the next day...and wouldn't have sex since :p imo :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtotheJ Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Mmmmm! Pudding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 I can go for some of that... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 ewwww :x but dont they keep sperm in cold storage or something like that? not just safes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted May 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 29, 2003 That's sick :x :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 sorry im bored but no one wonder they didnt find at least a pound sterling in the safes because they dont use that currency in ireland ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 haha that's sick, so I'm guessing that this was a real story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 (edited) heard this joke so many times... in the rigoler.com version it's a Belgian sperm bank and they think it's yogurt. Guess it changes with every nationality. It was funny the first few times though. Click here for the whole story. Edited May 29, 2003 by cofrog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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