25 Interesting Things That You Learn...


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25 Interesting Things That You Learn About Computers in The Movies...

1. Word processors never display a cursor.

2. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.

3. All monitors display 2 inch high letters.

4. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such

governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.

5. Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that

can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

6. Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing

"ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.

7. Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing

"UPLOAD VIRUS." Viruses cause temperatures in computers, just like they do in

humans. After a while, smoke billows out of disk drives and monitors.

8. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's

desktop computer, even if it's turned off.

9. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen

changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it

doesn't go faster than you can read. The *really* advanced ones also emulate the

sound of a dot-matrix printer as the characters come across the screen.

10. All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath

the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a

shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backward. See #7, above)

11. People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.

12. A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before

intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.

13. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. LOL TRUE

14. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be

accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two

gigabytes per second.

15. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels

will explode, as will the entire building.

16. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also

disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a backup file -- and there

are no undelete utilities.

17. If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a

password when you try to access it.

18. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system

you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms.

19. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However, everyone

must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labelled.

20. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional,

real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability.

21. Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time

video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY-MP.

22. Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects

itself onto his/her face.

23. Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans

operating computers never make mistakes under stress.

24. Programs are fiendishly perfect and never have bugs that slow down users.

25. Any photograph can have minute details pulled out of it. You can zoom into

any picture as far as you want to. Example: "What's that fuzzy thing in the

corner? I don't know, let's check. It's the murder weapon! Let's look under the

bed for the killers shoes. no, just some comics books (Marvel 1954, very rare).

Let's check the closet shelves...!"

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12. A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before

intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.

13. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.

19. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However, everyone

must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labelled.

22. Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects

itself onto his/her face.

Yeap. I see those in movies... :p

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25. Any photograph can have minute details pulled out of it. You can zoom into

any picture as far as you want to. Example: "What's that fuzzy thing in the

corner? I don't know, let's check. It's the murder weapon! Let's look under the

bed for the killers shoes. no, just some comics books (Marvel 1954, very rare).

Let's check the closet shelves...!"

Heh ... Blade Runner comes to mind :p

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19. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However, everyone

must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labelled.

lol thats the best. :cool:

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Don't worry about him, AOL has now included a feature that fills in it's own image sources into all Avatar and Signature feilds automatically. Self advertising.

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I liked how Ferris Bueller changed his attendance record on the school computer from his computer at home while the principal sat there watching the numbers change.

I wish I coulda done that before mom found out that I was skipping classes...

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Swordfish also comes 2mind. He could break 128bit Encryption in 1min. It took 100,000 computers 24 hours to break it in real life but His laptop could do it in under a min. But it was fun 2 watch. I already posted something like this in a Swordfish sequal thread on Neowin.

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Don't worry about him, AOL has now included a feature that fills in it's own image sources into all Avatar and Signature feilds automatically. Self advertising.

PLEASE tell me you're joking...I wouldn't think that is possible, but I learned long ago not to underestimate the lengths to which certain mega-companies will go to push their products.

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Swordfish also comes 2mind. He could break 128bit Encryption in 1min. It took 100,000 computers 24 hours to break it in real life but His laptop could do it in under a min. But it was fun 2 watch. I already posted something like this in a Swordfish sequal thread on Neowin.

it was bj power, man! lol, with Halle Berry (I think it was her; it's been awhile) going down on him, he could do anything!

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25 is so true... there are dozens of movies which have done this...

I remember one movie, there was a picture from a security camera tape (already we know that ANY picture from survelance tapes are going to have quality loss, I mean, they're just survelance cameras).

Then the good guys take the picture which is of a parking lot, and try to figure out the license plate number on a car that is JUST off the picture. So they zoom in like, a dozen times to the SIDE VIEW MIRROR which of course, reflected the plate number to the exact angle of the camera. Also, they're able to grab the number from the mirror. My ass.

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HeHeHe that is great! If only life was a movie! Think how much fun we would have! HeHeHe we all could rule the world in a matter of minutes. Not to mention that we all would be Super STUDs!

:)

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26. When someone wants to erase data from a computer, he simply shoots the screen. That way noone can ever restore the data from this computer :p

(more, from SIMONE movie)

27. Hard-disks are 3.5" harddrives with glass housing, you can take them to any other computer and simply plug them in to their weird-hd-drive which is a CD-ROM tray that takes hard-disks!

28. You can put a virus to destroy everything, throw away the hard disk, and then type: kill virus, and suddenly all your data is back! (even though the hard drive is no longer in the computer!)

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22. Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects

itself onto his/her face.

this is so funny and moronic that i actually laughed outloud when i saw it in "Hackers" a loooong time ago.. but to actually see it in "The Matrix" a few years later............. :x mindblowing, to say the least..

studio producers either think were too dumb to notice one does NOT get freekin letters imprinted on their face when using a computer, or they think the effect is too cool to pass upon.. :angry: wtf.. but all others are also true..

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