MidnyteJune Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer... The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. Men keep'a scrollin'... So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosocks Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 bah, i was fooled into reading right to the bottom :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[hxc] Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 even as a guy, that was a pretty lame joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 lol i liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 LoL, I started reading from the bottom 1st. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 ha thats pretty funny.. witty too.. i give it da thumb (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted May 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 30, 2003 it's funny, but not that funny... makes a good point, women never listen, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 It's not funny...it's true!! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Yeah... IT'S NOT FUNNY....but it's true. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 a tiny bit funny in it...but still something nice..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 not funny...sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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