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Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers my name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh:

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh:

who says that?

that'd make sense if women were incharge...

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh:

who says that?

that'd make sense if women were incharge...

obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show.

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh:

who says that?

that'd make sense if women were incharge...

obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show.

But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o

(lol@original post)

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh:

who says that?

that'd make sense if women were incharge...

obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show.

But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o

(lol@original post)

equal.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh:

who says that?

that'd make sense if women were incharge...

obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show.

But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o

(lol@original post)

equal.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

This has to be a record of the longest 'quoting of a quoting of a quoting of a quoting' ever...

Anyway, as for the topic:

Men. Women. Equal? Ahahahahahahahahaha! Somebody wasn't informed of the dominant gender known as women..

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rofl :)

funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p

woman surprise me everyday.

like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh:

who says that?

that'd make sense if women were incharge...

obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show.

But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o

(lol@original post)

equal.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

This has to be a record of the longest 'quoting of a quoting of a quoting of a quoting' ever...

Anyway, as for the topic:

Men. Women. Equal? Ahahahahahahahahaha! Somebody wasn't informed of the dominant gender known as women..

I refuse to do it because you made it into a stupid game. Sure, I would have replied, but now it would only be for some 'quote war'.

No thanks.

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