Core Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week Revised List (age 42): 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends Revised List (age 52): 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends Revised List (age 62): 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend Revised List (age 72): 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dayle Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted May 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted May 30, 2003 Doesn't scare small children lmao :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 breathing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 good stuff....hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 :rofl: And I'm betting #2 is option on the age 72 list :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdpmax Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Doesn't miss the toilet lol.......i can hardly breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetor Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 rofl :) funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 rofl :)funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 rofl :)funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh: who says that? that'd make sense if women were incharge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clonk Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 rofl :)funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh: who says that? that'd make sense if women were incharge... obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaRSightxc2 Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 rofl :)funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh: who says that? that'd make sense if women were incharge... obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show. But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o (lol@original post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danball1976 Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 These threads are pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 haha that's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPaul Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 rofl :)funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh: who says that? that'd make sense if women were incharge... obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show. But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o (lol@original post) equal.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 rofl :)funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh: who says that? that'd make sense if women were incharge... obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show. But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o (lol@original post) equal.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL This has to be a record of the longest 'quoting of a quoting of a quoting of a quoting' ever... Anyway, as for the topic: Men. Women. Equal? Ahahahahahahahahaha! Somebody wasn't informed of the dominant gender known as women.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtotheJ Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 rofl :)funny that, the girl i like has a different priority list... ;p woman surprise me everyday. like they say...understand women and understand the whole world.... :laugh: who says that? that'd make sense if women were incharge... obviously you aren't aware of who runs the show. But I thought Men and Women were Equal :o (lol@original post) equal.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL This has to be a record of the longest 'quoting of a quoting of a quoting of a quoting' ever... Anyway, as for the topic: Men. Women. Equal? Ahahahahahahahahaha! Somebody wasn't informed of the dominant gender known as women.. I refuse to do it because you made it into a stupid game. Sure, I would have replied, but now it would only be for some 'quote war'. No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 members have been warned previously about excessive quoting. Enough please. It will be treated as spam and moderated accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 haha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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