altezza Veteran Posted June 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 1, 2003 I got this from a friend last time... My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once. What could I say?! I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clide Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 lol funny, i need to show this to my friend, his girlfriend has a hot mom ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Heard it before, still a great one though (Y) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan15 Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 thats sooo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 1, 2003 heheheh thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Old but kind of funny. I wouldn't even have gone for the condoms. ..... I would have just left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lj300 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 i heard it in spanish before :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 LOLOL Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 could i have been the mother-in -law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 lol at least he passed the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 i thought this was posted here before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Good one, hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 that's a nice one man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 pretty funny, and pretty sad too :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Dude that's great. I would have went condom-less, JK :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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