altezza Veteran Posted June 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 1, 2003 Got this from email... HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 haha that's pretty funny SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! That's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 1, 2003 funny but pretty bad... funny nonetheless :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longwilli Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicoCahill Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 girlfriends can be viruses too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premgenius Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 LOL.....Good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 girlfriends can be viruses too they infiltrate your system and you can't delete/remove her. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dayle Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 rofl :bounce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominik Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............ LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. Amen. :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danball1976 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 That's very interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Some women are like that?Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 my wife would kill me if I showed her this one ..... LOL good one though :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. thats great :D and tru :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 rofl, i think that that classifys as one of the 2 non junk things that email woman sez :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloozie Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 If you let a girlfriend run your life, you're just WHIPPED!!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 haha good one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 lol careful thu u might hav all the neowin bot on ur back for sexism... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Hahaha, funny. :laugh: :rofl: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 heheh, screensaver and exel are my fav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 lol u forgot 1: the overclocked woman: she gets hot if u can't use that:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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