JohnsonBox Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 With the sharp drop of new SARS cases in China (e.g. there was just one new SARS case occured nationwide on May 31, 2003 ), there is a great relief for most of the civilians. But during the crisis, some stories, encouraging or depressed, have happened to this country. Here is a funny one. The boy from Anhwei province, said on May 29, when he was selling his ass on the Huaqiang Road, Shenzhen, that he was a singer in a night club in the city, and the club closed up for SARS crisis and therefore he was out of work. He has to doing so for living, he explained, and for avoiding serious harm to his health, the customer should be female. He also explained his "service" can serve a shortcut to give vent to customer's depressed emotions or flames of anger caused by huge psychal pressure from work or society (should we say, "alright, sell your ass then!" ?). ??See the attached image, the word on the signboard means: Selling Ass; 10 yuans per slap; Buy two Present one. 10 yuans is approximately equal to 1.2 US$. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 omg...selling his ass? is this any related to sars joke? because i thought sars joke was not allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Who'd wanna slap his ass for a dolla twenty? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 i'd slap it if he gives me a dollar twenty :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neoufo51 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Horny teenage beanpoles of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 I wonder how much I'd get for mine :o lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatnipOligarchy Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 the faces of some of the guys in the background are great :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ji@nBing Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 :laugh: :rofl: rofl, and it says u get a free one when u pay for 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomis_nehc Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 haha, i wonder how's the business... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 lol. i bet a lot of people paid it too. :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 and i thought i was weird :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 That was hilarious! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 I wonder how much I'd get for mine :o lmao /me gets his long term saving account book :) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 I wonder how much I'd get for mine :o lmao Do you want cash up front, bids, or essays stating why we deserve the chance? Or maybe a combination? ;) :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Do you want cash up front, bids, or essays stating why we deserve the chance? Or maybe a combination? ;) :o hahaha! I damn near choked on my drink after reading that lol! No no, a full page essay please. The more creative the better! ;) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane-UK Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 hahaha! I damn near choked on my drink after reading that lol!No no, a full page essay please. The more creative the better! ;) :laugh: I sense an alarming 'fan fiction' type story heading your way Keldyn.... *shudder* :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urumartin Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 i heard some queers wanna slap his 'lovely' ass too, but he only welcomes gals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nXP_151 Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 LOL, weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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