asking the obvious


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wonder if this has been posted...

>10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

> > Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

> > Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in the black market over here.

> >

> > 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on

>your feet.

> > Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

> > Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic.....why don't you try

>it again?

> >

> > 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

> > Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people?

> > Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you??

> >

> > 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

> > Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood dish good??

> > Answer:- No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We

>occasionally also spit in it.

> >

> > 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after

>many years.

> > Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ...you have grown so much!

> > Answer:- Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

> >

> > 6. When you announce your wedding, and someone asks...

> > Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

> > Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's

>just the money i'm after.

> >

> > 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

> > Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?

> > Answer:- oh yes. i'm now talking to you in my sleep.

> >

> > 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

> > Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

> > Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

> >

> > 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

> > Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

> > Answer:- No, it wont. It will just bleed.

> >

> > 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

> > Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke!

> > Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.... it was a piece of chalk and now it's

>in flames!!!

> >

> >

>Lame, huh??????

>

:D

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11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for it

Stupid question: "Where did you loose it?"

Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!"

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11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for it

Stupid question: "Where did you loose it?"

Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!"

Isn't it the truth? :p

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11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for it

Stupid question: "Where did you loose it?"

Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!"

I have often found that when you lose something, you end up finding it in the last place you look. How strange!!!! :whistle:

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11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for it

Stupid question: "Where did you loose it?"

Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!"

We have to expand on this one.

11a. After you've found <something>: The same friend the same friend says "I guess it was in the last place you looked?"

Answer: "Yeah, I usually keep looking for it but THIS time I quit looking after I found it!"

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that's like whenever some of my friends call me at home and the first thing they ask "are you at home?"....no idiot I'm at the mall what number did you dial!

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that's like whenever some of my friends call me at home and the first thing they ask "are you at home?"....no idiot I'm at the mall what number did you dial!

me too..they called my house number ask for me...i answer..they go are you at home..i go..no i'm not...and this is not me you called...mel gibson is me...

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