dpanda Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 wonder if this has been posted... >10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... > > Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? > > Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in the black market over here. > > > > 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on >your feet. > > Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? > > Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic.....why don't you try >it again? > > > > 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... > > Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people? > > Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?? > > > > 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter > > Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood dish good?? > > Answer:- No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We >occasionally also spit in it. > > > > 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after >many years. > > Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ...you have grown so much! > > Answer:- Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. > > > > 6. When you announce your wedding, and someone asks... > > Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? > > Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's >just the money i'm after. > > > > 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... > > Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping? > > Answer:- oh yes. i'm now talking to you in my sleep. > > > > 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... > > Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? > > Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... > > > > 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... > > Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? > > Answer:- No, it wont. It will just bleed. > > > > 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... > > Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke! > > Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.... it was a piece of chalk and now it's >in flames!!! > > > > >Lame, huh?????? > :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longwilli Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 lol you know what they say "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Yes very lame. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sn00pY Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Heh...nice post :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 Good stuff :laugh: .... Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harsesis Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 hahahahahaha :trout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JodyWatts Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for it Stupid question: "Where did you loose it?" Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 eh, kinda funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 some are funny man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unique Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 who sheds in the autumn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 LOL i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobbe Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 HAHAHA! I must learn to be able to answer questions like that. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 2, 2003 methinks one would get beaten if he repeatedly gave answers like that to all questions :laugh: :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 lol that's pretty funny and so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Atlantis Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 :| I use sarcasim all the time. One lesson I learnt. Don't use sarcasim all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for itStupid question: "Where did you loose it?" Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!" Isn't it the truth? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 haha 5 and 7 happen all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for itStupid question: "Where did you loose it?" Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!" I have often found that when you lose something, you end up finding it in the last place you look. How strange!!!! :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rautry Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for itStupid question: "Where did you loose it?" Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!" We have to expand on this one. 11a. After you've found <something>: The same friend the same friend says "I guess it was in the last place you looked?" Answer: "Yeah, I usually keep looking for it but THIS time I quit looking after I found it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 i like #10... chalk!!! haha!!! ooh i'm evil now :alien: :alien: :devil: :alien: :alien: 666th post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Y.O.B. Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 that's like whenever some of my friends call me at home and the first thing they ask "are you at home?"....no idiot I'm at the mall what number did you dial! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 that's like whenever some of my friends call me at home and the first thing they ask "are you at home?"....no idiot I'm at the mall what number did you dial! me too..they called my house number ask for me...i answer..they go are you at home..i go..no i'm not...and this is not me you called...mel gibson is me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Not very funny. not funny at all. :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted June 3, 2003 MVC Share Posted June 3, 2003 very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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