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Direct C&P from a post, in another forum, in another time...

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Stuff that Annoys Me!

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know ######, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here ######!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

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You're at the doctors getting a full physical...

Stupid Question: Doctor is this gonna hurt?

Answer: No, it's not gonna hurt me one bit (and ram your finger where the sun dont shine)

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I got these when I was in the hospital:

are you a patient here?

when are you having your transplant?

who are you getting it from?

do you know how long you'll be here?

when are you going home?

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i use one word to answer a lot of questions. "your mom"

example... QUESTION: what are you doing?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what's all the money for?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what are you playing with?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what are you doing later one tonight?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what do you want to do friday night?

ANSWER: *sigh* your mom

QUESTION: what do you want to eat?

ANSWER: you know this already

QUESTION: paper or plastic?

ANSWER: your mom :rofl:

:happy: i do that at school all the time.. somtimes teachers ask the wrong question, and a few times it almost escaped me. but my friend (fuelman) does it better. always get's me :angry:

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Haha, the haircut thing irks me, when i get a haircut, ppl always ask "oh, did you get your haircut?" and i ALWAYS respond with "no, it just fell out" ... how ironic

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11. When you loose <something>: A friend is helping you look for it

Stupid question: "Where did you loose it?"

Answer: "oh, it is right there behind the couch ... but I don't feel like finding it yet!"

heh, Im using that one next time that quesion gets asked :ninja:

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Haha, the haircut thing irks me, when i get a haircut, ppl always ask "oh, did you get your haircut?" and i ALWAYS respond with "no, it just fell out" ... how ironic

heh, well I got my hair cut on tuesday, and I had only one person ask me if I had got it done.

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Haha, the haircut thing irks me, when i get a haircut, ppl always ask "oh, did you get your haircut?" and i ALWAYS respond with "no, it just fell out" ... how ironic

yea that is quite annoying...its pretty apparent whether or not it happened

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i use one word to answer a lot of questions. "your mom"

example... QUESTION: what are you doing?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what's all the money for?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what are you playing with?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what are you doing later one tonight?

ANSWER: your mom

QUESTION: what do you want to do friday night?

ANSWER: *sigh* your mom

QUESTION: what do you want to eat?

ANSWER: you know this already

QUESTION: paper or plastic?

ANSWER: your mom :rofl:

:happy: i do that at school all the time.. somtimes teachers ask the wrong question, and a few times it almost escaped me. but my friend (fuelman) does it better. always get's me :angry:

I think the 'your mom' thing went out about 5 years ago :whistle:

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no no... its effect is even greater in high school. you can think dirtier, than you did in 6th grade. it's completely different.

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