ProdeN Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 A blind man enters an All Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ..... 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says, "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xahid Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusX Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 heheh nice :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 LOL good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 3, 2003 Good one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farquaon Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 funny bunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 haha..nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 five times LMAO ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizbit Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 LOL @ ProdeN Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K3EnU Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 lol..a good one... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 not bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosocks Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 that's quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted June 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 3, 2003 quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 good one man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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