Integral Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaccount1 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 ROFLMAO! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dragon Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I only have one thing to say - :omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statikk Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 LOL ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IP Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 one question...how can u tie a rope to a testicle...that would've already hurt A LOT, without the whole rock business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Maybe he had his nuts pierced... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 one question...how can u tie a rope to a testicle...that would've already hurt A LOT, without the whole rock business. hey.. its a joke you gotta think past these things. back on topic, my thoughts:pinch:h: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 hahah..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter1234 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 funny but not "haha-funny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 OW :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 LOL :pinch: evil joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted June 4, 2003 Reviews Share Posted June 4, 2003 Tehehhehehe :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomis_nehc Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 lol, different than the version i know, but very very similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 EXCELLENT!!!!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 4, 2003 Lol! Hahaha damn funny! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangoman444 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 .......(in a high-pitched voice) *owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 OH YEAH!!!LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywalker Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Just wondering how the Chinese made that extremely thin thread ?? Using a rope seems like overestimating men's physical attributes ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 heh, I've seen this one before, but it's still really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtotheJ Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Verysig. I'll keep this in mind if I ever get cursed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 oooo :pinch: sike to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Yikes!.... But seriously, how could you not tell that your testicles had a rope tied to them? Must be a female who made the joke...cause any guy would feel the rope in place...THAT is hard to look past. The joke is still funny however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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