AQUaDeX Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 You Know You Are a Bad Cook When... You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one piece. Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat. Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Capacitate in bulk. When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial. Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren. The E.P.A. insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols. Your microwave display reads "TILT!" Your two best recipes are meat loaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which. Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven. You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan. Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes. You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware. Your family prays AFTER they eats! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 LOL so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 hey...i resemble some of those!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 rofl - family prays after they eats - LOL! just like me in the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 6, 2003 hehehe these are all good'uns :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Now that is very funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.KICK Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 :rofl: Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 - When you keep repeating "Bork bork bork".* (* = watch the Muppet Show if you dont get it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 some of them are quite familiar..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 first ones the best (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 i didn't find that particularly funny, but good effort (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dessimat0r Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Not really that funny, but well done anyway ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 haha, nice ... sounds like some ppl i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaRSightxc2 Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware. Lmao - thats the best one of the lot! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one piece. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one piece. :yes: I am still searching for that success... :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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