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A giant panda walks into a restaurant, orders, and eats his lunch. He then pulls out a pistol and starts shooting.

Afterward, his waiter asks him, "Why did you do that?"

As he's leaving, the panda gives him a dictionary, and says, "Read this."

The waiter looks up 'Panda.' It reads: "The Giant Panda is a native of China. Eats shoots and leaves."

:rolleyes:

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Pity you killed the joke! :D

In the same vein...

A Kiwi is dating a Kangaroo

On the first date the Kiwi goes around to the Kangaroo girl's house for dinner...

Sits down for a nice meal with the whole family gathered around the billabong.

Dinner is served - and the Kiwi proceeds to scarf down everything on the table.

He then has his way with the girl Kangaroo (let's call her Doris) and with the Kangaroo's Mum!

Everyone is shocked and doesn't say a word!

He then shoots his load all over the table! Shocking stuff - but given that everyone is incredibly polite... nobody says a word!

He turns around and leaves.

The next morning he calls Doris, and acts like nothing's happened.

She has to ask...

"Why were you so offensive last night - you ate all the food, you rogered me and my mum... then you came all over the table! And to top it all off - you left without saying a word!"

"What's the story???"

To which he replied...

"Well I'm a Kiwi - look it up... Eats Roots Shoots and Leaves!" :D

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chutes are like, vertical pipes or shafts or something. ventilation, there we go. thats the word i was looking for.

Chutes and Ladders, anyone remember that game?

heh

shoots are like, bamboo shoots, and in chinese markets they're all spelled that way.

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