AQUaDeX Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 A giant panda walks into a restaurant, orders, and eats his lunch. He then pulls out a pistol and starts shooting. Afterward, his waiter asks him, "Why did you do that?" As he's leaving, the panda gives him a dictionary, and says, "Read this." The waiter looks up 'Panda.' It reads: "The Giant Panda is a native of China. Eats shoots and leaves." :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyman Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Pity you killed the joke! :D In the same vein... A Kiwi is dating a Kangaroo On the first date the Kiwi goes around to the Kangaroo girl's house for dinner... Sits down for a nice meal with the whole family gathered around the billabong. Dinner is served - and the Kiwi proceeds to scarf down everything on the table. He then has his way with the girl Kangaroo (let's call her Doris) and with the Kangaroo's Mum! Everyone is shocked and doesn't say a word! He then shoots his load all over the table! Shocking stuff - but given that everyone is incredibly polite... nobody says a word! He turns around and leaves. The next morning he calls Doris, and acts like nothing's happened. She has to ask... "Why were you so offensive last night - you ate all the food, you rogered me and my mum... then you came all over the table! And to top it all off - you left without saying a word!" "What's the story???" To which he replied... "Well I'm a Kiwi - look it up... Eats Roots Shoots and Leaves!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AQUaDeX Posted June 6, 2003 Author Share Posted June 6, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiggag23 Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 isnt the word chutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 lmao :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manksgloob Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 chutes are like, vertical pipes or shafts or something. ventilation, there we go. thats the word i was looking for. Chutes and Ladders, anyone remember that game? heh shoots are like, bamboo shoots, and in chinese markets they're all spelled that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 9, 2003 heheh, did spoil the joke with the topic tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do_ob Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 classic joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeza Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 oke......those aren't very funny at all :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceSphere Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Been posted before :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 *walks in* Hi *eats and then pulls out gun and shoots* HAHA :p *leaves* :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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