SamJohnson2 Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 First, to start off, I forget how the joke goes exactly, but I beleive you can get the gyst of it. Anyway... A boy walks into school late one day. This is the umpteenth time he's done it. The teacher says, "Son, if you come to school late again, you're going to be in big trouble." So the next day, the boy wakes up early for school to make sure he is not late. On the way, he sees a girl on the side of the road, crying. He couldn't just leave her there, so he finds a pink flower nearby and picks and and gives it to the girl. But she just starts crying, this time much worse, and runs off. The boy was very confused, but made his way on to school, though he ended up late. The teacher says, "Son, I just don't know what to do with you." The boy says, "Well, on the way, I saw a crying girl, so I gave her a pink flower." The teacher says, "My goodness. Go to the principal's office immediately!" So the boy goes to the principal's office, and the principal says, "Why are you in here? We've never had any trouble out of you before." "Well," the boy says, "my teacher sent me in here because I was late to school because I gave a crying girl a pink flower." The principal looks at him in disbelief, and says, "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to expell you and send you home." So the boy goes home where he meets his mother. His mother says, "You're home early." "Well," the boy said, "the principal sent me home because my teacher sent me to his office because I was late for school because I gave a crying girl a pink flower." "What?" the mother cries. "I can't believe you! Go up to your room until your father comes home." So the boy waits up in his room until his dad finally gets home. "So, what happened?" his father asked. "Well," the boy said, "Mom sent me to my room because the principal sent me home because my teacher sent me to his office because I was late for school because I gave a crying girl a pink flower." "I can't believe you, son! I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kick you out of the house." His father gives him enough money to live on his own, and kicks the boy out of his house. Years later, the boy is now a bum living on the streets. He's walking along, and finds a crying girl along the road. The girl notices him, and collects her composure enough to say, "So, tell me your life story." "Well," the boy said, "my father kicked me out of the house because my mom sent me up to my room because my principal sent me home because my teacher sent me to his office because I was late to school because I gave a pink flower to a crying girl." The girl stares at him and says, "YOU'RE the one that gave me that pink flower?!?!" She runs across the street crying, and gets hit and killed by a bus. The moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Stupid.... (N) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKrout Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 <--------------- So confused TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianpsycho Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Stupid.... (N) indeed :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 There seems to be a lot of things unneeded or untold, whats the deal with the pink flower, and why is the girl crying? I'm still not getting it though. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 I don't get it....Worst joke ever :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamJohnson2 Posted June 8, 2003 Author Share Posted June 8, 2003 There seems to be a lot of things unneeded or untold, whats the deal with the pink flower, and why is the girl crying? I'm still not getting it though. That's the point: to leave you hanging...except that you should look both ways before crossing the road. My last time posting a joke in the jokes forum? Hmm... :unsure: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 My last time posting a joke in the jokes forum? Hmm... :unsure: :unsure: It's alright, that joke just happened to be a dud. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-}x0{- Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 ummm why is a pink flower bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianpsycho Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 ummm why is a pink flower bad? cuz the chick was gothic, and doesnt dig pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamJohnson2 Posted June 8, 2003 Author Share Posted June 8, 2003 It's alright, that joke just happened to be a dud. lol...surely SOMEBODY's gotta find it funny...??? :unsure: ummm why is a pink flower bad? Once again, that's the point...it doesn't tell you! :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 i like 'em stoopid (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 lol...surely SOMEBODY's gotta find it funny...??? :unsure: i like 'em stoopid That makes one I guess... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 That's the point: to leave you hanging...except that you should look both ways before crossing the road.My last time posting a joke in the jokes forum? Hmm... :unsure: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Hey i laughed :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 come on..at least he wanted to share although it was quite lame but i kinda like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeo27 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 It has to grow on you I guess. I read it and then went on reading other thread. I laughed a few minutes later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 9, 2003 It's lame but well okay I guess :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 i thought the pink flower was being thought of as giving some chick a pearl necklace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statikk Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I've always enjoyed a good stupid joke, I got a grin out of it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolvereen Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Hey i laughed :p I laughed at the posts following. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I don't think that's funny dud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I cant beleive how many people didnt get it. All the stuff in the joke is supposed to make you think that it is going somewhere, then all of a sudden you get the punchline and it has nothing to do with the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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