GeordieRich Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken," and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. Two weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is ... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 8, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 8, 2003 stupid IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 8, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 8, 2003 ive heard it before :) still quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 lol... funny one... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrope Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Hahaha thats a good one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=NickJ= Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 lmao :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 That's funny.....our revenues are down again? I thought our stock was up... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thollian Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 9, 2003 Hahaha that's good one! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmh Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 ahhhh. Thats kind of dumb and kinda funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do_ob Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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