Computer nerd goes to disco...


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23H - Arriving at the disco...

SELECT WOMAN

FROM DISCO

WHERE

(GENERAL = 'GOOD LOOKS' OR GENERAL = 'HOT') AND

ASS >= 95 AND

BREAST >= 80 AND

AGE BETWEEN '18' AND '30' AND

PERSONALITY = 'BITCHED' AND

STATE = 'STUDENT';

24H - Still no woman and has taken a few beers...

SELECT WOMAN

FROM DISCO

WHERE

GENERAL = 'HOT' AND

ASS >= 80 AND

BREAST >= 70 AND

AGE BETWEEN '16' AND '35' AND

PERSONALITY = 'MORE OR LESS BITCH' AND

STATE = 'UNOCCUPIED';

1H30 - Getting desperate...

SELECT WOMAN

FROM DISCO

WHERE

GENERAL = 'PRETTY' AND

ASS >= 70 AND

BREAST >= 40 AND

AGE BETWEEN '16' AND '40'

PERSONALITY IS NULL AND

STATE = 'UNEMPLOYED';

3H00 - Tottally desperate!!!!

SELECT WOMAN

FROM DISCO

WHERE

GENERAL = 'ALIVE' AND

ASS <> 0 AND

BREAST <> 0 AND

AGE BETWEEN '14' AND '50'

STATE = 'EMPLOYED';

4H00 - in the line to pay and exit...

SELECT WOMAN

FROM DISCO

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3H00 - Tottally desperate!!!!

SELECT WOMAN

FROM DISCO

WHERE

GENERAL = 'ALIVE' AND

ASS <> 0 AND

BREAST <> 0 AND

AGE BETWEEN '14' AND '50'

STATE = 'EMPLOYED'; <--uh-oh... :rolleyes:

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i guess that when he went into the disco he wanted a "free" girl, with no ocupations ;p

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