Praetor Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 23H - Arriving at the disco... SELECT WOMAN FROM DISCO WHERE (GENERAL = 'GOOD LOOKS' OR GENERAL = 'HOT') AND ASS >= 95 AND BREAST >= 80 AND AGE BETWEEN '18' AND '30' AND PERSONALITY = 'BITCHED' AND STATE = 'STUDENT'; 24H - Still no woman and has taken a few beers... SELECT WOMAN FROM DISCO WHERE GENERAL = 'HOT' AND ASS >= 80 AND BREAST >= 70 AND AGE BETWEEN '16' AND '35' AND PERSONALITY = 'MORE OR LESS BITCH' AND STATE = 'UNOCCUPIED'; 1H30 - Getting desperate... SELECT WOMAN FROM DISCO WHERE GENERAL = 'PRETTY' AND ASS >= 70 AND BREAST >= 40 AND AGE BETWEEN '16' AND '40' PERSONALITY IS NULL AND STATE = 'UNEMPLOYED'; 3H00 - Tottally desperate!!!! SELECT WOMAN FROM DISCO WHERE GENERAL = 'ALIVE' AND ASS <> 0 AND BREAST <> 0 AND AGE BETWEEN '14' AND '50' STATE = 'EMPLOYED'; 4H00 - in the line to pay and exit... SELECT WOMAN FROM DISCO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AQUaDeX Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 3H00 - Tottally desperate!!!! SELECT WOMAN FROM DISCO WHERE GENERAL = 'ALIVE' AND ASS <> 0 AND BREAST <> 0 AND AGE BETWEEN '14' AND '50' STATE = 'EMPLOYED'; <--uh-oh... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Reply Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 can that program be written into a manbot too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason the Eighty Eighth Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 :blink: :laugh: - AGE BETWEEN '14' AND '50' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyT Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Is that SQL programming? :huh: convert it to relational algebra :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOCa Cola Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 L?L :laugh:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetor Posted June 9, 2003 Author Share Posted June 9, 2003 i guess that when he went into the disco he wanted a "free" girl, with no ocupations ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nXP_151 Veteran Posted June 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 9, 2003 LOL :D good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 thats a good one I needed a laugh to start my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 he-he what disco's still exist today? /me wants to go see one :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerichohol Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 hehe brilliant, that was sad and funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 It's ok I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 heh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 haha, guess he should try SELECT WOMAN FROM EARTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lj300 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 as long as there is no: SELECT * FROM DISCO LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnaudt Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 hahaha ;) nice on :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 10, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 10, 2003 Nice one! :D :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 heh I am glad I did SQL queries at school last year or I wouldn?t appreciate this joke as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 haha i like that :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 "ALIVE AND ASS" HAHAHAHA :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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