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You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome-deficient, uber-impotent, rat-faced tard-popsicle. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a neo-Nazi, fundamentalist militant Republican-voting mega-###### scumbag. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring << spam >>s. How come you're so tall? Did your mother mate with a giraffe? Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, uber-incompetent ****wit. I like that outfit you're wearing. You should hang on to it. It'll probably come back in style some day. What you are - besides a pitiable little carnival freak - is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river.

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I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Who am I kidding? You would.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

Thesaurusmonger

You are a grievously insignificant mouth breather and a revolting, disease-ridden leaking carbuncle on the posterior of a Beauty Queen.

Shushmonger

Would the dyslexic botched lobotomy patients in the room with the crisscrossed shoelace scars on their foreheads kindly improve the quality of their conversation or drool in silence

Cursemonger

A curse upon you, you chromosome-deficient yokel, for you will have your partner in a kissing marathon be afflicted with severe halitosis

Shakespearean Insults

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

Arabic Surname Translator

Your surname means "One whose mother's labia dangles between her legs like a pendulum on a Grandfather Clock" in Arabic!

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That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. You are nastier than a five-dollar ###### getting a **** enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

"Just Kidding Of Course :D"

Excellent find :ninja:

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A Moderator's Note...

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Don't even think about using those things here. ;)

Wouldnt even think about it :D was just good for a laugh or two ;)

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bravo! :punk:

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