codezero Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 A lady walks into a Lexus dealership...... She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t when you hear the price." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 That's kinda... disturbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol stupid salesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol interesting joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 12, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 12, 2003 Quite good! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonik Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 :blink: Funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 That's kinda... disturbed. disturbed? :blink: its funny! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 i would 'sh!t' when told the price of a lexus too even if i was on an empty stomach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorSA Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 change the joke to BMW then I will laugh ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 change the joke to BMW then I will laugh ... A lady walks into a BMW dealership...... She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t when you hear the price." (are you sure? its not funny the second time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol.. :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do_ob Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ok.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I liked that joke :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 hah...nice joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.KICK Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 :happy: Nice Joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X@vier Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 LoL good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 LMAO! nice one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 i would 'sh!t' when told the price of a lexus too even if i was on an empty stomach! haha, me too. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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