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This is an actual job application that a 17 year old man submitted to Wal-Mart in Florida ... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

PS: I didn't create it, but I copied it from other forum and paste it here...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX - Not yet. Still waiting for the right person

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY - $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY - Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS - 1:30-3:30 p. m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, wouldn't I be there?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here

would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?

I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

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It being macdonalds, If you had managed to collect and return a form I'd guess that would be enough to get the job.

Edit post 500 :D

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I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the name....

True story follows:

I used to use the email address of semifamous@yahoo

I also use "semifamous" as my nick on ICQ. When searching for myself on a friend's computer, I found another "semifamous" on ICQ. His email address was semi_famous@yahoo (http://profiles.yahoo.com/semi_famous).... weird.

So I emailed him to ask what he was "semifamous" for. He emailed back a one word reply: "writing"

So I recognized his name..... I guess that makes him semifamous or something if I recognized him....

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