altezza Veteran Posted June 12, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 12, 2003 This is an actual job application that a 17 year old man submitted to Wal-Mart in Florida ... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! PS: I didn't create it, but I copied it from other forum and paste it here... NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX - Not yet. Still waiting for the right person DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY - $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY - Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS - 1:30-3:30 p. m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, wouldn't I be there? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackice912 Veteran Posted June 12, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 12, 2003 lmao :rofl: I should go apply being dumb like that. If I got hired, it would kick ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackice912 Veteran Posted June 12, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 12, 2003 http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.htm Well that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airw0lf Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 SIGN HERE: Aries. isn't that just a little illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 It being macdonalds, If you had managed to collect and return a form I'd guess that would be enough to get the job. Edit post 500 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null_ Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I've gotta print this, my mom works at Walmart, heh.. you wouldn't believe some of the crazy stuff that goes on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 haha so that's an actual application... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do_ob Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 i love that applicant, he's so non-conforming to society... yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lmao... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted June 12, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 12, 2003 LMAO :laugh: .... Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semifamous Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the name.... True story follows: I used to use the email address of semifamous@yahoo I also use "semifamous" as my nick on ICQ. When searching for myself on a friend's computer, I found another "semifamous" on ICQ. His email address was semi_famous@yahoo (http://profiles.yahoo.com/semi_famous).... weird. So I emailed him to ask what he was "semifamous" for. He emailed back a one word reply: "writing" So I recognized his name..... I guess that makes him semifamous or something if I recognized him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 bhahaa! that guy is mega cool! :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I like the answers on the application. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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