altezza Veteran Posted June 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 15, 2003 Got this from email... :D On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years, and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). On the third day God created the monkey. God said, entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span" The Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grand children and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. Life has now been explained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do_ob Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol, interesting story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted June 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 15, 2003 LOL :D .... Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowpie Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 So sad, yet so true :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Logical yet funny! Great joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 I now see why I'm working so hard. The fun years has pasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 stil in the fun years altough i have 3 years to go from today( birthday totday lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol very funny :D :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 still enjoying man's twenty years...somehow i feel the cow years are nearing... =( old..but still interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 woo hoo I still have a few more fun years left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 yay, that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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