Joke of the day...


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Got this from email... :D

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to

the field all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and

give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of

sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want

me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give

back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day

by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks

past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said,

"That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years, and I'll give

back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, entertain

people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a

twenty year life span" The Monkey said, "How boring, monkey

tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten,

so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,

have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you

twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way. Tell you

what, I'll take my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the

dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty,

okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play,

have sex, enjoy and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave

in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do

monkey tricks to entertain our grand children and for the last ten

years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained.

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