radioboy Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Even though this will turn in to a religious flamewar... 10:00 am - Reflections upon a Faithful Ministry. 10:05 am - Song: "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus." 10:07 am - Father Fred Drapier introduced; crowd should chant the special priest welcoming words. If you don't know them, fake lip synching. 10:10 am - The Gospel of Saint Mark (351.28 - 2938:28a). 10:14 am - Father Fred Drapier makes some casual remarks that you're supposed to pretend you find interesting. Failure to pretend will result in eternal banishment to hell. 10:17 am - The Gospel of Saint John (14.001j - 3.14159). 10:21 am - Faithful Reflections of our Ministry. 10:25 am - Kneel, sit, stand, sit, stand, kneel, sit, stand, kneel, twirl your partner, dosado, do not pass go, do not collect $200. 10:28 am - Give $40 to the collection plate. This will help pay court costs during up coming child molestation trials. 10:31 am - Song: "Jesus, Oh Jesus, Jesus my Jesus." 10:38 am - The Gospel of Saint Elsewhere (981.83 - the largest prime number known to man). 10:42 am - Sit, kneel, stand, kneel, sit, rotate, sit, kneel, stand, kneel, lay down and fake death. 10:44 am - Come on down the aisle to receive your complimentary wine and crackers which you're supposed to pretend are body parts of a dead guy. 10:51 am - Song: "Jesus, the Jesus of Our Jesus is a Jesus Jesus." 10:54 am - Reflective Ministries of Our Faith. 10:55 am - Start getting all fidgety because you know we're about to let you all go. 10:56 am - Father Fred Drapier talks too long about Jesus and makes everybody really restless. 11:09 am - Congregation may now go in peace. Gossiping about other families is permitted once you've entered your car and began driving away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted June 15, 2003 Supervisor Share Posted June 15, 2003 I see nothing wrong with it...except that its not really funny... :sleep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 the only one that is a bit funny is this one man 10:42 am - Sit, kneel, stand, kneel, sit, rotate, sit, kneel, stand, kneel, lay down and fake death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLegendOfMart Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol, if anyone has a problem with that then they are just posting to cause an argument, thats classic :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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