quackagator Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 What sex are they? ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null_ Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 LOL, Nice one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 15, 2003 That's good one :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikulka Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 nice :D why would I think that remote control is male? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Good stuff...thanks. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Haha, funny. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNuTjC Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 that great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techquilla Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 yeah.., why would people think remote is a male...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 some of those were pretty funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 nice :Dwhy would I think that remote control is male? :huh: males only need one button, on lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeee Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol cool dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 last one was nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobidem Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight' Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Thank goodness english doesnt have genders for objects like french :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 hahaha So true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 hahah the subway and remote control ones are classic.. good stuff (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do_ob Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Thank goodness english doesnt have genders for objects like french :wacko: or maybe english should have genders? :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildliquid Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 thats well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themajor Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 clever :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X@vier Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 lol nice ones :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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