Which sex are they


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What sex are they?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you

can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue

hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to

warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you

have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot

air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and

retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick

people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to

the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last

5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But

consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it,

and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,

he keeps trying.

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