altezza Veteran Posted June 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 15, 2003 How to keep a healthy level of INSANITY :D 1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing motorists. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks ou to do something ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" 7. Dont use any punctuation marks 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 9. Ask people what sex thay are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 11. Sing along at the opera 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because your not in the mood 15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 16. When the money comes out at the ATM, scream "I won, I won..third time this week"! 17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!" 18. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batfink Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 :omg: I'm Broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nugg3t Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol @ 9-11, 16-17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted June 15, 2003 MVC Share Posted June 15, 2003 very funny, i love posts like this on neowin where it has a list of funny stuff. i enjoy reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 All great ideas :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemania Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 bin as an inbox is good. Got to try that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 gotta try that drive-in one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Something like this has being posted before, but also some new ones, always lightens up your day and have a little giggle :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 lol this is great, nice post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 lol, it reminds me something so damn funny that i did :rofl: once my friend and i were waiting for a bus. then came a bus that goes to, lets say, new york (we didnt want to go there). when the bus door opened we asked the driver "is this a bus to new york?". he replied "yes". then we said "ahh, so nevermind". :woot: :laugh: :rofl: sorry for my bad english :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 How to keep a healthy level of INSANITY :D1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing motorists. See if they slow down. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semifamous Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 A more complete list: https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?act=...f=48&t=77134&s= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 great stuff, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted June 18, 2003 Reviews Share Posted June 18, 2003 number 18, lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 lol 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso this is the best one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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