How to keep a healthy level of Insanity


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How to keep a healthy level of INSANITY :D

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing motorists. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks ou to do something ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"

7. Dont use any punctuation marks

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

9. Ask people what sex thay are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

11. Sing along at the opera

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because your not in the mood

15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

16. When the money comes out at the ATM, scream "I won, I won..third time this week"!

17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!"

18. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

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lol, it reminds me something so damn funny that i did :rofl:

once my friend and i were waiting for a bus.

then came a bus that goes to, lets say, new york (we didnt want to go there).

when the bus door opened we asked the driver "is this a bus to new york?".

he replied "yes".

then we said "ahh, so nevermind".

:woot: :laugh: :rofl:

sorry for my bad english :blush:

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How to keep a healthy level of INSANITY :D

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing motorists. See if they slow down.

LOL

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lol

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

this is the best one...

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