altezza Veteran Posted June 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 15, 2003 Dunno if it's a repost but here I go... KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline). Linda, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holdingher brain in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked, and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread stuck to the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thollian Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 sad story if true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob2687 Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 :rofl: must've freaky for the person though :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikulka Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 That brain holding reminds me "Bad Taste" :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 :rofl: my stomache hurts from laughing so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 yes, i am 90% sure that this is a true story! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X@vier Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol that is so funny, what about the blood!!! she had to be a blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 i thought this was posted here before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted June 16, 2003 Administrators Share Posted June 16, 2003 omg lol poor her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman273 Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Yes, this was posted before, but like all urban legends, it makes its rounds again.... http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isus Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 there was a show on tlc a while back called myth busters or something similar. and they did this. it's possible on a hot day in the summer. not enough to kill somebody, but yes, the cans will explode with quite some force. maybe she was knocked out, but attempted murder? err, yea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 pretty funny if true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semifamous Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 This was a blonde joke I remember from ELEMENTARY school more than 15 years ago... I'm surprised you guys haven't heard it before. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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