Tickle-Me-Elmo


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This is very funny! :D :D

A new employee is hired at the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory. The personnel

manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at

8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel

manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting

about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole

line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the

factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up

all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has

a roll of the fabric used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They

both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two

marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The

personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes,

he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm

sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo

two test tickles.

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is this a true story :rolleyes: i'd be even funnier if it was.

No it's not. They would have had to give her a lot more training to do that. (go figure eh?)

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