altezza Veteran Posted June 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 15, 2003 This is very funny! :D :D A new employee is hired at the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the fabric used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweevo Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 ROTFLMO! :yes: :D Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaydude Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0zerocool0 Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 rofl, another good one, altezza. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Great one altezza! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batfink Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 :yes: Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 ROFLMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 is this a true story :rolleyes: i'd be even funnier if it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCoz Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lj300 Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 OMG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 heard it before, still funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Baby Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 lmao great one altezza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 that is a great one!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 is this a true story :rolleyes: i'd be even funnier if it was. No it's not. They would have had to give her a lot more training to do that. (go figure eh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 was she blond :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esoteric Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 ^^^of course, but yeah that was pretty funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 ahahahahahhahaha :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason the Eighty Eighth Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 :laugh: haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 haha, damn .. first time i've heard that ... nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon75 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 LOL :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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