altezza Veteran Posted June 13, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 13, 2003 Hopefully it's not posted here before... To mod: please move this thread to Jokes section if this is considered as funny stuff. http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/06/...5220753504.html Full excerpt... A British comedian could face criminal charges over the death of a "sensitive" shark after he jumped into a tank at an aquarium in the nude, a British newspaper has reported. The 12-year old smooth hound shark - which measured 0.91 metres - died two days after Guy Venables jumped into its tank as a publicity stunt at the Brighton Sea Life Centre in southern England, The Daily Telegraph reported. "This variety of shark is susceptible to stress. We are very concerned he died as a result of seeing Mr Venables jumping into the tank," Sea Life Centre's Lisa Handscomb told the newspaper. "The shark is being examined by our biological services team and if it is found that he died from stress, we will prosecute Mr Venables for criminal damage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR_Candyman Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 wouldn't that suck...getting sued for such a stupid publicity stunt...and the death of the shark's bad too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 That sucks for the shark, hopefully the guy gets some punishment at least. Isn't it getting annoying people doing stupid things without considering the consequences? Tho i must admit its a tad funny a shark susceptible to stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonik Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 No proof...no case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyman Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 poor shark :( trust me - wouldn't you be scared if a naked dude jumped out at you while you were chilling?!?! they are lovely little sharks - very placid. bronzies I'm much less keen on! my 2p Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter85 Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 hehe i would be freaked if someone did that are you serious there are sharks like that? interesting.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macman87 Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 interesting... poor shark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I would be interested to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 He has a great story to tell at parties now. "How many of you can say you killed a shark by flashing it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 how bout a pic of a shark with a pancake on his head!? RIP oolong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 haha...i have to agree with newsend.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravel5839 Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 it's the shark's fault for dying. I just owned neowin 1400 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 how does a shark so sensitive to stress survive in the wild?? thats what it gets for being such a freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 you can't blame the shark for not being gay ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dL Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Anyone talkin about me? ;) Heh.. SharkFiNbowL is right here :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicedreams Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Guy should get in trouble for jumping into the tank in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CdCViRus Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 the hell with the shark who gives a damn about a shark it doesnt really matter if there is one more or one less sharks in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 isn't a Scared Shark an oxymoron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 isn't a Scared Shark an oxymoron? what is it with you and oxymorons? :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 what is it with you and oxymorons? :cool: I find them intriging.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 lol am i the only one find it funny? :laugh: sorry but i don't like sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 how bout a pic of a shark with a pancake on his head!?RIP oolong R.I.P :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANova Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 The shark died 2 days after the stunt which hints to another cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
session Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 it's just funny!!! :p :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 lmao Man...he must have been ugly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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