Ravager Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 I laughed so damn hard when I read this. :p Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKateooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the f**k? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate:F**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeWolf324 Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LMAOROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jooface Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOL were u bloodninja? =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOL!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2003 uhhh...... :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeWolf324 Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOLwere u bloodninja? =) ouch...that would be embarrassing! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LMFAO, I'm in stiches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOL! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drainbamage Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 haha =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 haha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 this was circulating gaming oriented websites 2 motnh ago =\\\\\\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 hehehehe...good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOL :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted June 16, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted June 16, 2003 Not a lot will make me laugh out loud (my colleagues look at me funny), but that did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane-UK Veteran Posted June 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2003 this was circulating gaming oriented websites 2 motnh ago =\\\\\\ ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 lol, that's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madyz2k Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 lol :D :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 i thought there was a site with logs full of these..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoult01 Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 hahah classic, i deliver pizza's, so that was perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sphere Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 hahah that's great :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2003 Lol that's great one! :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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