radioboy Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 1. Bitch 2. When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "no" then get ****ed off when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. 5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be ****ed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, ie You say, "It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend." When you mean, "It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!" 6. Whine 7. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy. 8. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend. 9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you. 10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you. 11. Complain 12. Hate any bar he likes. 13. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc. These are required gifts proving his love. 14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress of your life (also, see number 7). 15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend must be labeled a ###### and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible. 16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs. 17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2. 18. Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is given. 19. Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group of friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at every gathering for the next month just to rub it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 lmao that's so true it's stupid :blink: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batfink Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 I wish I could say that I knew women who were different that the above :no: I can't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2003 Some came out to be true I'd say :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 most are..some doesnt apply to all but i guess its quite true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOL so true so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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