[LOL] Hungry Anyone?


Recommended Posts

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.

The robbers who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach.

The next day, the newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

LOL... sick joke.... /me runs off and pukes!! :x My friend Rosie sent this to me.... :rofl: :whistle:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla.

Uh thanks ... didn't need to know that! :x

BTW, totally not true as Snopes points out. For a start I heard that one years ago yet apparently it happened a few months ago.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.