Roger H. Veteran Posted June 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2003 This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach. The next day, the newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING LOL... sick joke.... /me runs off and pukes!! :x My friend Rosie sent this to me.... :rofl: :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Ahh this one was posted a couple weeks ago, I still get a good laugh out of it though. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikulka Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 OMG! Very funny! :woot: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 sick and funny at the same time. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2003 hehehe thats hillarious but silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eth3l Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Time to check your urban legends http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/sperm.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 yeah people.....check before you post...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 (edited) welcome to last month...!!@!@! haha Edited June 16, 2003 by jazmon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 Old and silly :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol they wouldnt just be sitting in a safe, unless it was a fridge too. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 ewwwwwwwwwww..... guess they couldn't read... heard this b4 but i kinda just ate and i feel sick now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 yeah I have heard it before, still a sick joke :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Hungry Anyone? not anymore. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol they wouldnt just be sitting in a safe, unless it was a fridge too. :p or in a bowl. Test tube comes to mind??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie3880 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross gross gross :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 :blink: ahhhhhhh!!!! :o :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 lol yea, it was posted awhile ago, but still very very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla. Uh thanks ... didn't need to know that! :x BTW, totally not true as Snopes points out. For a start I heard that one years ago yet apparently it happened a few months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla. And just how the hell would you know? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darran Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 ...don't ask... :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magayout21 Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla. :x :x :x :x :x <------- Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Imagine that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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