mxp Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikulka Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla. so how does it taste like? :devil: :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 :x is all i can say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnyteJune Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 wow, this is just dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 pretty nasty stuff ... hard not to know the difference ... must have been DUBLINS most un-intelligent robbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nugg3t Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 testing sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idbuythatforadollar Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 argh! how much speculation of sperm eating needs to take place before this gets moved to the NSSF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 so how does it taste like? :devil: :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x Don't you have hands? Not hard to find out. Just for the fun of grossing people out and bumping a topic in a part of the forum filled with enough bad jokes anyway... XD Most of the time it tastes a lot like spit as a base, and anything from salty to sweet to bitter to a combination of any of those mixed in depending on the person's diet. Eating meat makes it very dry and bitter (not sure if 'bitter' is the right word), and all-around not good. I've heard cinnamon is concentrated enough so that regular consumption can make it taste sweet. Not sure exactly what all makes it salty, but I'd imagine meat contributes, as well as just about anything high in sodium (canned soups? microwave dinners? asian food? 'teva). There are some other variations in flavor, too. Thing is, flavor is almost never the problem with it. Consistency is what might make it hard to swallow. Also quantity. It's easy to swallow in small amounts, but if you're being flooded with it, well, it's kinda like swallowing a mouthful of saliva. Not very easy. So if you're with a big cummer, swallow fast and swallow often, to keep the doses small. Hey, you asked. :whistle: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Oh man.... :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 so how does it taste like? :devil: :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x Don't you have hands? Not hard to find out. Just for the fun of grossing people out and bumping a topic in a part of the forum filled with enough bad jokes anyway... XD Most of the time it tastes a lot like spit as a base, and anything from salty to sweet to bitter to a combination of any of those mixed in depending on the person's diet. Eating meat makes it very dry and bitter (not sure if 'bitter' is the right word), and all-around not good. I've heard cinnamon is concentrated enough so that regular consumption can make it taste sweet. Not sure exactly what all makes it salty, but I'd imagine meat contributes, as well as just about anything high in sodium (canned soups? microwave dinners? asian food? 'teva). There are some other variations in flavor, too. Thing is, flavor is almost never the problem with it. Consistency is what might make it hard to swallow. Also quantity. It's easy to swallow in small amounts, but if you're being flooded with it, well, it's kinda like swallowing a mouthful of saliva. Not very easy. So if you're with a big cummer, swallow fast and swallow often, to keep the doses small. Hey, you asked. :whistle: :p lets just say I hope you are female and telling us this otherwise :x :x :x :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 lets just say I hope you are female and telling us this otherwise :x :x :x :x :x Wow, you're the second person to hope I'm female on this forum. First time was some guy who was turned on by something I said. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 urgh @ joke URGH @ the thoughts that run through everyones mind when they think of these jokes... when you actually picture it happening... URGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger H. Veteran Posted June 28, 2003 Author Veteran Share Posted June 28, 2003 I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla. hmmm...LOL... i just saw this... how the hell do you know? LOL. I've never had it and i wont!!! LOL.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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