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so how does it taste like? :devil:

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Don't you have hands? Not hard to find out.

Just for the fun of grossing people out and bumping a topic in a part of the forum filled with enough bad jokes anyway... XD

Most of the time it tastes a lot like spit as a base, and anything from salty to sweet to bitter to a combination of any of those mixed in depending on the person's diet. Eating meat makes it very dry and bitter (not sure if 'bitter' is the right word), and all-around not good. I've heard cinnamon is concentrated enough so that regular consumption can make it taste sweet. Not sure exactly what all makes it salty, but I'd imagine meat contributes, as well as just about anything high in sodium (canned soups? microwave dinners? asian food? 'teva). There are some other variations in flavor, too.

Thing is, flavor is almost never the problem with it. Consistency is what might make it hard to swallow. Also quantity. It's easy to swallow in small amounts, but if you're being flooded with it, well, it's kinda like swallowing a mouthful of saliva. Not very easy. So if you're with a big cummer, swallow fast and swallow often, to keep the doses small.

Hey, you asked. :whistle: :p

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so how does it taste like? :devil:

:x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x

Don't you have hands? Not hard to find out.

Just for the fun of grossing people out and bumping a topic in a part of the forum filled with enough bad jokes anyway... XD

Most of the time it tastes a lot like spit as a base, and anything from salty to sweet to bitter to a combination of any of those mixed in depending on the person's diet. Eating meat makes it very dry and bitter (not sure if 'bitter' is the right word), and all-around not good. I've heard cinnamon is concentrated enough so that regular consumption can make it taste sweet. Not sure exactly what all makes it salty, but I'd imagine meat contributes, as well as just about anything high in sodium (canned soups? microwave dinners? asian food? 'teva). There are some other variations in flavor, too.

Thing is, flavor is almost never the problem with it. Consistency is what might make it hard to swallow. Also quantity. It's easy to swallow in small amounts, but if you're being flooded with it, well, it's kinda like swallowing a mouthful of saliva. Not very easy. So if you're with a big cummer, swallow fast and swallow often, to keep the doses small.

Hey, you asked. :whistle: :p

lets just say I hope you are female and telling us this otherwise :x :x :x :x :x

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lets just say I hope you are female and telling us this otherwise :x :x :x :x :x

Wow, you're the second person to hope I'm female on this forum. First time was some guy who was turned on by something I said. ;)

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I don't get it. Sperm doesn't taste like vanilla.

hmmm...LOL... i just saw this... how the hell do you know? LOL. I've never had it and i wont!!! LOL....

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