altezza Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 Air Force One crashed in the middle of a farm in rural America. Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but found no remains of the crew, the President's staff or the President. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor. "Sir, " the senior Secret Service agent asked, "did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did." The man uttered unconcernedly. "Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane?" "Yep" "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped. "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." the farmer sighed and cut his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning." "The President of the United States is DEAD?" the agent gulped in disbelief. "Yep, he kept a-saying he wasn't...but you know what a liar he is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lmfao thats a good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 haha, yet another good one, altezza. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraBoft Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Funny!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted June 17, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted June 17, 2003 I like it a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 hehehehe he does lie, well more bend the truth ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 haha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 omfg...nice one...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 hahahhaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 haha lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 hilarious (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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