Air Force One and The Farmer


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Air Force One crashed in the middle of a farm in rural America. Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but found no remains of the crew, the President's staff or the President. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir, " the senior Secret Service agent asked, "did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The man uttered unconcernedly.

"Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane?" "Yep" "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped. "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." the farmer sighed and cut his tractor motor.

"I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning." "The President of the United States is DEAD?" the agent gulped in disbelief. "Yep, he kept a-saying he wasn't...but you know what a liar he is!"

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