altezza Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 I'm not sure this has been posted before but here goes... 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures." 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 haha..so true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sup Mang Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Not only are some of those completely inaccurate or ignorant, but every one of those takes place in Canada as well. Only In American my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 American = one huge continent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 some of the are true also in israel... lol good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 most of those are very true. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildliquid Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 its a joke dude... not all jokes are 1000% true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 america is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob.derosa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Not only are some of those completely inaccurate or ignorant, but every one of those takes place in Canada as well. Only In American my ass. The USA is not the only country in the Americas. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Hmmm this seems similar to the UK one. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xahid Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. got my Vote :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted June 17, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted June 17, 2003 The hot dog bun one really makes me see red. I am a single guy living alone (my girlfriend lives at Uni still). I am caught in a loop I can never escape. Aaaaggggggghhhhh! Maybe I have spent a little too long worrying about this :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saVe Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 The hot dog bun one really makes me see red. I am a single guy living alone (my girlfriend lives at Uni still). I am caught in a loop I can never escape. Aaaaggggggghhhhh!Maybe I have spent a little too long worrying about this :( five packs of buns and four packs of hotdogs..... :devil: :whistle: scnr :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Y.O.B. Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 heh great irony huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Gotta love america!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 2,4 and 5 r the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 The USA is not the only country in the Americas. :rolleyes: Maybe so, but it is the only one referred to as America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thekk Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 #2 is actually true in the Netherlands also. And they are used: handicapped people also use the ice-rink. Not on scates, but sledges... Wich looks something like this! Greetings, Thekk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyakuMan Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Heh, even though I'm totally aware of the jokes, and hell, I think they're hilarious... hehe, but i'm going to be ignorant and tell you all that there is huge economic significance behind the aforementioned two quotes. The reason why hot dogs come in ten and buns are in eight is because this dilemma between what to do with the last two hotdogs usually results in buying more buns to accomodate them, hence an increase in revenue for the bun company. And, drive-up ATMs with braille lettering are around because it is actually cheaper to print every button pad for most ATMs from the same mold, which incidentally has braille dots in order to accomodate visually impared. Hehe, it all comes down to economics my friends, and I'm sure most of the other quotes have some economic sence to them too, except the one with ordering at a fast food resturant, haha, thats just funny! :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 that's great ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. This one ****es me off....I never understood why all of my friends' parents when I was still in high school did this. We never did. It's so gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Not only are some of those completely inaccurate or ignorant, but every one of those takes place in Canada as well. Only In American my ass. Hmmm...got some issues there, dontcha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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