insanekiwi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 The Essential Guide to Women's English Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive I like this the best :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKrout Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 LOL TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate lol I like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 i didn't know you subscribed to playboy = you're sleeping on the sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol I like that one Yeh, thats pretty true actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyro Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]-----------------------the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vash83x Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol... that's great :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 I like this the best :D yes, that is indeed the best one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV so true so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted June 17, 2003 MVC Share Posted June 17, 2003 funny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 i didn't know you subscribed to playboy = you're sleeping on the sofa thats funny, with my girlfriend it went something like "i didn't know you have playboys = are you almost done? i want to read it" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanjbonnell Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 ha ha ha. that is some good shiznit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 thats funny, with my girlfriend it went something like"i didn't know you have playboys = are you almost done? i want to read it" :D LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 a lot of them are very true :yes: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 thats funny, with my girlfriend it went something like"i didn't know you have playboys = are you almost done? i want to read it" :D sure that's not just a fantasy? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 that's great ! I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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