insanekiwi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "Dad, what does a ###### look like?" The dad asked him, "Before or after sex?" "Ummm, before sex," the kid replied. The dad said, "Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah," said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 Hehe that's a great explanation ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "Dad, what does a ###### look like?" The dad asked him, "Before or after sex?" "Ummm, before sex," the kid replied. The dad said, "Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah," said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" omfg lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 17, 2003 very very very well put :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 hmm I will have to remember that one for later advice for talking to kids LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 omfg lmao :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 HAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 haha..nice one..first time i heard this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonik Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweevo Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 :D LOL - excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyro Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 humm... nice one... i wonder what neowin girls have to say?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purchio Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havyn Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 oh what an image.... keepin' it real though, nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGM316 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 mmmmmm mayonaise, ewww just thought what its supposed to represent, argh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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