mayonaise? another nasty one!


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A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "Dad, what does a ###### look like?" The dad asked him, "Before or after sex?" "Ummm, before sex," the kid replied. The dad said, "Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah," said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

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A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "Dad, what does a ###### look like?" The dad asked him, "Before or after sex?" "Ummm, before sex," the kid replied. The dad said, "Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?" "Yeah," said the son. "Well, what about after sex?" His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

omfg lmao

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