My Son...


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Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they

were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to

the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself

in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his

own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year

he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his

career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so

successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new

cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through

a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last

few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell

him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and

ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he

replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've

just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side,

he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have

given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

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What the ****, I just saw this same joke posted at the Pearl Jam forum. :huh:

Haha, you gotta love how the net works (any body ever done a study on information propigation online??). My friend jsut sent it to me, and I posted it. Which means he probably saw it somewhere else and so did the person on the PJ forums!

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