Virus Warning


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this is an email i got today... i hope you like it. and please, i don't like your negative comments. some people laugh at different things.

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VIRUS ALERT!!!!

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase

everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks

within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your

credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on

your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt

to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-800 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR

TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it

will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in

dangerously

close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from

your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole

milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard

that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,

sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

If you are a blonde, this is a joke.

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