Sweevo Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Best newspaper headlines of 1998 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead 12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death 14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 17. War Dims Hope for Peace 18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 24. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree this one is the best!! roflmao :rofl: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ROFL :rofl: , that's how it should be done!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant This one's hilarious! That's a great list Sweevo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLegendOfMart Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told teehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 How about 1999-2002? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 haha you have a newer list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Talk about old......but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 18, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 18, 2003 20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space Hehe I like them the best! Good laugh anyway! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevcart3 Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Well, I knew this all along, full of fiber and other vitamins, LOL :devil: :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter :laugh: that's how long i feel my work shifts are some days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvee Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 One from my local paper.... "Upset grocery bag starts fire" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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