Crime does pay


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This story proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective surgery to go along with your stolen goods.

A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts.

Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover -- except for one small detail. "It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy." This man's daring supermarket exploits make him one of the few Darwin Award winners to live to tell the tale.

The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has already "gone through enough pain (to) learn his lesson."

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:rofl: that's great.. lobsters :rolleyes: let alone stealing them, why put them in your pants.. i never let anything that can hurt me near my private area. my first instinct is to cover that area.... long story short... i was in mcdonalds a few years ago and while waiting in line to order my meal.. some little kid ran up to me and upper cut me right in the balls... i dropped to my knees and squeled infront of like 20 people.. then i crawled to a table and sat there until the pain went away.

as for the kid, i waited for him and i punched him in the head and threw em on the ground.. i'd say he was around 7 years old. and i was like 12.

it really hurt :cry:

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Especially those people who can't spell :shifty:

Your sentence making skills do not match your spell checking pickiness.

You are being redundant in your statement.

The two correct possibilities are:

"Especially those who can't spell" or

"Especially people who can't spell".

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Your sentence making skills do not match your spell checking pickiness.

You are being redundant in your statement.

The two correct possibilities are:

"Especially those who can't spell" or

"Especially people who can't spell".

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Actually "those people" is correct because 'those' is an adj. pl. and 'people' is nominative plural. 'Those mountains' and 'those shirts' work. So does "those people".

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