altezza Veteran Posted June 18, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 18, 2003 This story proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective surgery to go along with your stolen goods. A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts. Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover -- except for one small detail. "It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy." This man's daring supermarket exploits make him one of the few Darwin Award winners to live to tell the tale. The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has already "gone through enough pain (to) learn his lesson." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Bwa! Some people are just idjits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Atlantis Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Bwa! Some people are just idjits. Especially those people who can't spell :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Especially those people who can't spell :shifty: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroChaos Veteran Posted June 18, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 18, 2003 who steals lobsters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Atlantis Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 who steals lobsters? Who makes jokes about people stealing lobsters? It just doesn't commit, not funny :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 18, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 18, 2003 at least he wont be bringing any children into this world :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Especially those people who can't spell?:shifty:: can you propose a better spelling???hmm?:huh:: "there's always someone to **** on your cornflakes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk8element54 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 What the hells an idjit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 heh yea, why steal lobsters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :rofl: that's great.. lobsters :rolleyes: let alone stealing them, why put them in your pants.. i never let anything that can hurt me near my private area. my first instinct is to cover that area.... long story short... i was in mcdonalds a few years ago and while waiting in line to order my meal.. some little kid ran up to me and upper cut me right in the balls... i dropped to my knees and squeled infront of like 20 people.. then i crawled to a table and sat there until the pain went away. as for the kid, i waited for him and i punched him in the head and threw em on the ground.. i'd say he was around 7 years old. and i was like 12. it really hurt :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 lol he robbed a supermarket for live lobsters? i guess thats what he gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Especially those people who can't spell :shifty: Uh huh. Or those who don't understand that idjit is also known as an idiot. :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Uh huh. Or those who don't understand that idjit is also known as an idiot. :shifty: ... :rofl: :laugh: .... really? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 also spelled eejit where I'm from :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 yeah right, consult a dictionary before you post! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argonaut Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Especially those people who can't spell :shifty: Your sentence making skills do not match your spell checking pickiness. You are being redundant in your statement. The two correct possibilities are: "Especially those who can't spell" or "Especially people who can't spell". :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaccount1 Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Your sentence making skills do not match your spell checking pickiness.You are being redundant in your statement. The two correct possibilities are: "Especially those who can't spell" or "Especially people who can't spell". :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Actually "those people" is correct because 'those' is an adj. pl. and 'people' is nominative plural. 'Those mountains' and 'those shirts' work. So does "those people". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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