Sweevo Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks-one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. He and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the restroom. Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation. "What's your name?" he says to one of the ducks. "Huey," answers the first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day." "Oh, that's nice," says the bartender. Then he says to the second duck, "And what's your name?". "Dewey," comes the answer. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance, I would do it all again." So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie." "No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 haha...cute one...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 18, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 18, 2003 :o that joke took i turn i wasnt expecting :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 19, 2003 Good one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 LOL! Poor puddles.... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futb0l Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 lol not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dL Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :D haha! Nice joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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