The Birds and The Bees


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A mommy asked her ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.

"Oh Mom," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech.

At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.

Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got

nothing left to live for!"

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did they stop showing "kids say the darnest thing" hosted by Bill Cosby.... what about re-runs on a different network? i love that show :cry:

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did they stop showing "kids say the darnest thing" hosted by Bill Cosby.... what about re-runs on a different network? i love that show :cry:

I think it's on Hallmark, Nick at Nite, or TVLand.

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