Hockey Joke


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Little Johnny was in his class when the teacher asked

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> > > the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical

>answers

> > > came up -

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> > > fireman,policeman,salesman. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet

> > and

> > > so the teacher asked him about his father.

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> > > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and

> > > takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the

>offer's

> > > really good, he'll go outto the alley with

> > > some screaming *** and take it up the ass." The teacher hurriedly set

>the

> > > other children to work on some colouring in

> > > and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your

> >

> > father?"

> > >

> > > "No," said Johnny, he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs. but I was too

> > > embarrassed to say".

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First joke above I heard with Detroit Red Wings in context.

As a matter of fact, I think I have a couple more Wings jokes up my sleeve...

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