bayrider Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Little Johnny was in his class when the teacher asked > > > > > > the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical >answers > > > came up - > > > > > > fireman,policeman,salesman. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet > > and > > > so the teacher asked him about his father. > > > > > > > > > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and > > > takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the >offer's > > > really good, he'll go outto the alley with > > > some screaming *** and take it up the ass." The teacher hurriedly set >the > > > other children to work on some colouring in > > > and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your > > > > father?" > > > > > > "No," said Johnny, he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs. but I was too > > > embarrassed to say". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 baa-haaaaaaa leafs suck!!! sorry for the leafs jokes, i know its not hockey season anymore but they came in my email today :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroChaos Veteran Posted June 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 19, 2003 hehe, pretty funny. can't wait til next year :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted June 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 19, 2003 First joke above I heard with Detroit Red Wings in context. As a matter of fact, I think I have a couple more Wings jokes up my sleeve... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistl3r Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 LMAO! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroChaos Veteran Posted June 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 20, 2003 haha, that's hilarious! i don't know which team i hate more, toronto or detroit :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 20, 2003 Good one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalFreedom Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 TRONTO LEAFS RULE, DETROIT FROOLS, other than that, the scond picture is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrucciSatriani Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I'll admit that I'm a Detroit fan and have been for awhile but that is some funny ****! :rofl: Jared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 lol that's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25104_1437839067 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Mouahaha, that one is really great :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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