MSBetaGuru Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has dropped into the water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is untrue!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I say 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, you will thirdly come up with my wife. And then I will say 'yes,' and all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time." The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 ah, another one of those jokes that take a while to read.... meh.. wasnt TOO funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Hmm, aren't the first two rich though? And what about selling the gold axe? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 haha...so true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paixao Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Old one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaccount1 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caerma Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 ah, another one of those jokes that take a while to read.... meh.. wasnt TOO funny. yep :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted June 20, 2003 Supervisor Share Posted June 20, 2003 Who wants to bet that he pushed her in on purpose? *raises hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 nice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 21, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 21, 2003 Never read it before, that was good! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magayout21 Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Sorry....i had to do it :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 this one is funny man... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 wut a dumbass, he shouldve gone with it and had a 4-some, or at least do it with jlo, shes soo hot. good joke tho :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Good for all the dishonest man out there LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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