tangoman444 Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Little Red Riding Hood..... Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said: "You'd better not go out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do; He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off." But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said: "Don't worry Mum, I've got it covered." So she was walking through the forest when she came across the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said "You shouldn't be out tonight Little Red Riding Hood! The big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do if he catches you. He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off." So she pulled out the shotgun and said "Don't worry boys. Got it covered!" As she continued through the forest she came across the big bad wolf and he said: "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off." So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said, "NO I don't think so!! You're going to eat me like the book says." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detri Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 LOL :D :woot: :pinch: :rofl: :o :D ;) :p :woot: Omg... /end fit :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted June 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 22, 2003 :o ............ ^_^ hahahahahahahaa classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 LOL :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 22, 2003 Hehe good one! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 LOL good1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hahahaha thats great :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 lol nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hahahaha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 haha. good one there. /me saves that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweevo Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 ROFLMAO! Excelent :) :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 AHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Veteran Posted June 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 22, 2003 lol a tisket a tasket, a ho wit a basket :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 :o i didn't see that coming... pretty funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 :woot: made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Hahaha!!! :huh: :s :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 dud that's a nice joke... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted June 22, 2003 Administrators Share Posted June 22, 2003 nice one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 heard it before but yet so funny...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatCat Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 lil' red ho' :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 :o :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I'll have to tell that one to some friends tomorrow. :rofl: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I didn't see that end coming....good one. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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