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Two tomatos were sitting in an oven...the first one turns to the second one and says "boy it sure is hot in here..." The second one says "You can talk???!!!"

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I heard a similar before, and I think both were funny...

Two sausages are in a frying pan. One sausage rolls over and says to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"

The other sausage says, "Oh my gosh, a talking sausage!!"

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I think its funnier when its raunchier...

I originally heard it...

Two sausages were in a pan. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!"

The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY $H__!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

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I think its funnier when its raunchier...

I originally heard it...

Two sausages were in a pan. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!"

The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY $H__!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

heh, i heard it as

Two muffins were in the oven. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!"

The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY F***!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

something about F** and muff in the same sentence ;)

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there was two potatoes in a toaster..

and one of the potatoes said "is it me or is it getting hot in here?"

the other potatoe said "STFU" and started humping his leg.

( you like it? thanks. i made it up myself) (Y)

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I think its funnier when its raunchier...

I originally heard it...

Two sausages were in a pan.  The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!"

The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY $H__!!!  A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

heh, i heard it as

Two muffins were in the oven. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!"

The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY F***!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

something about F** and muff in the same sentence ;)

youre right, raunchier makes it better.. (N)

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I've heard that one before but it was 2 onions.

I'm "Mentally Challenged" I know. :unsure:

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