B.Y.O.B. Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Two tomatos were sitting in an oven...the first one turns to the second one and says "boy it sure is hot in here..." The second one says "You can talk???!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted June 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 22, 2003 umm hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flakingbiscuit Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 ummm. i don't get it :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 22, 2003 Is it supposed to be funny? Tomatoes do not talk :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hehe.... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 LOL That was very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 don't get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamJohnson2 Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I heard a similar before, and I think both were funny... Two sausages are in a frying pan. One sausage rolls over and says to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other sausage says, "Oh my gosh, a talking sausage!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 is not that bad, but not that good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted June 22, 2003 Administrators Share Posted June 22, 2003 lol I like it (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hehe, funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 lol.. good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Veteran Posted June 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 22, 2003 :laugh: You forgot the sound file for those jokes' Rimshot ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolvereen Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I think its funnier when its raunchier... I originally heard it... Two sausages were in a pan. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!" The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY $H__!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Y.O.B. Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 hehehe...it takes those special people with extremely dry humor to appreciate those kind of jokes :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I dont think it's funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 lol! That's pretty funny. My kind of humor :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 hmm....hehe...one of my kind of jokes too...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morkuma Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I think its funnier when its raunchier...I originally heard it... Two sausages were in a pan. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!" The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY $H__!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!" heh, i heard it as Two muffins were in the oven. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!" The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY F***!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" something about F** and muff in the same sentence ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckhand Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 there was two potatoes in a toaster.. and one of the potatoes said "is it me or is it getting hot in here?" the other potatoe said "STFU" and started humping his leg. ( you like it? thanks. i made it up myself) (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I think its funnier when its raunchier...I originally heard it... Two sausages were in a pan. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!" The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY $H__!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!" heh, i heard it as Two muffins were in the oven. The first says "Man, its getting HOT in here!" The seconds SCREAMS "HOLY F***!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" something about F** and muff in the same sentence ;) youre right, raunchier makes it better.. (N) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 too much sausage in this thread things are lookin a bit fruity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I've heard that one before but it was 2 onions. I'm "Mentally Challenged" I know. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isus Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 i've heard of both of these before :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonik Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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